Is it a sex blog? A mommy blog? A bitch & moan blog? Um, . . . yeah. This is my place to be totally honest. In my real life, I feel like I'm always lying to somebody about something. Here, I am totally honest. Brutally so. However, no matter what bad things I say about my kids, I adore them and would never ever really, say, sell them on Ebay. The husband, often referred to as Spousehole, is another story. Oh yeah - if you are under 18 (or if you are my husband), please leave now.

Friday, December 7, 2007

MF'ing Spousehole Just About Ruined It

I just posted about how Mr. Wonderful fixed my 'puter and we were feeling all warm and fuzzy. You know he had to f that up, right?

We were going to an early lunch together today. Girl was crying and fussing because she wanted to wear 2 winter coats at the same time and we (horrible parents that we are) declined to accede to her demands. When Girl cries, Spousehole's asshole tendencies go off the chart. Something about the whine in her cries could drive the Pope to want to kill her. She really is quite annoying.

So we're getting ready to go, he's in the car with her while I'm cleaning the snow off the car (how did I end up doing it? Not sure. Anyway . . . ). I finish cleaning off the snow and get in. He's holding an empty Starbucks cup that I foolishly left in the car. "How much did this cost?" he yelled. I said, "I don't remember. Probably about $4.oo." "YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED TO THIS!!!" was his bellowed response.

WTF? I'm not ENTITLED to it? How does one become "entitled" to Starbucks? I never said I was "entitled" to Starbucks. Sheez. I get one caramel macchiato (a tall, mind you - the smallest size) at Target's Starbucks and you would think the G-ddamn world is coming to an end. OMG.

Once he calmed down and the Girl stopped crying, he was better. Though about an hour later, apparently remembering that my dad had slipped me some pocket money this weekend (which he does because he knows Spousehole doesn't let me spend his money on myself) or that I earned $30 last week babysitting the neighbor boy, he said "I would think you would have better things to spend your money on."

Fucktard.

17 comments:

Z said...

You're not entitled to a coffee? Something? Anything?

Sorry, honey, but I think my brain just exploded. He's entitled to something long drawn out and painful, that's for sure.

Desmond Jones said...

Holy shit; I'm sorry, Bunny. . .

But it has just never crossed my mind to think of what Molly is/isn't entitled to. . .

Dude's a bit of a control freak, is he?

Trueself said...

Wow. Not entitled to it? Well, just what are you entitled to in his book? Bread and water?

You know, just because you are a SAHM doesn't mean that the money he earns is just his. If he doesn't want to share his money with you then you could always go get a job and let him pay for daycare. That'd be way more expensive than the occasional Starbucks Caramel Macchiato, even the Vente size.

Also, he's okay with your parents knowing that he doesn't give you spending money? That doesn't embarass him? WTF is wrong with this man?

Sorry, caught me in a pissy mood here. Spousehole's lucky he isn't within my reach or I'd whack him upside the head. Grrrr. . . I don't like my friends being treated badly.

SeaRabbit said...

Fucktard... you wrote it right... ;-(

Blue said...

Ummm... it's your money you can spend it on whatever the hell you want. If you wanted to spend it on shit on a stick, that's your right. Not that you would, mind you, but... well you know... :oP

Semi-Celibate Man said...

Not entitled to a cup of coffee? That is one of the most disturbing stories I've ever heard. Wow. Hugs to you.

George said...

You know what I think of him so I don't need to keep repeating it. Are you certain you'll be able to tough it out for another 6 - 8 months? You know where you can come if you can't.

SAHM? ... only if it stands for Single Awesome Hot Mother

Sue said...

Fucktard is right. He's getting the finger from here.

Ron Burgundy said...

I try not to post comments when you relay stories like this to us (your reading public) but feel a comment is needed:

(Clearing my throat)

Huh?

Again, I'd like to apologize for all husbands everywhere when I read stuff like this. Yikes.

Stay strong and please throw the cup out next time!!

Ron

The Silent Male said...

Yep, that would have ruined it for me too.

Vixen said...

Who knew you had to be 'entitled' to Starbucks.

Or at our age, needed to be told 'how' to spend our money, or chatised on 'better' things to spend it on.

Fucktard.

Or the word I love to use, ASSHAT.

craig andrew said...

I think I need to on my asshat, because it is rainy fucktards out there. C;)

ATLLG said...

OK the first thing that comes to mind is .... "well yes there is that hotel room that I use to have that young guy at Starbucks fuck my mind into the next universe is worth it and I KNOW I'm entitled to that" Fucker.....

OK I feel better

sixdegrees said...

Amazing. Simply amazing. And what does he do to deserve your gourmet cooking?

What you DO deserve is to be with someone who treats you with respect and decency.

Weekends Off said...

Wow, I don't even know WHAT to say about that...

Just that you deserve waaayyy better than that bullshit.

I spent Friday reading your archives...wow. Now I understand the name spousehole

MizMouthy said...

I am trying so hard not to punch the computer screen right now.

Run away as soon as you can please. No one deserves to be told what they are "entitled" to...

Argh.

Anonymous said...

Tall isn't the smallest size.