Is it a sex blog? A mommy blog? A bitch & moan blog? Um, . . . yeah. This is my place to be totally honest. In my real life, I feel like I'm always lying to somebody about something. Here, I am totally honest. Brutally so. However, no matter what bad things I say about my kids, I adore them and would never ever really, say, sell them on Ebay. The husband, often referred to as Spousehole, is another story. Oh yeah - if you are under 18 (or if you are my husband), please leave now.

Monday, February 16, 2009


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Bill Clinton
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Barbara Billingsley
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Thursday, February 12, 2009

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

TMI Tuesday

1. What do you think is the un-sexiest part of the body?

FEET!! Especially men's feet, but really any nasty looking feet.

2. Toilet paper: over, under, or what the hell are you talking about?

Over - and never put it on the other way in my house! Better to just set the roll on the counter or the back of the toilet than to put it on "wrong."

3. Have you ever called in sick to stay in bed with a sexual partner?

No I have not. Have wanted to, but have not.

4. Did your parents have a "birds & bees" talk with you? Id so, at what age?

My mom started early, doling out a little more information all the time as we got older. There wasn't a big sit-down talk, it was just something that my mother was very open about our whole lives.

5. What is one thing a someone could do to you to rock your world?

Clean my carpets! Or tell me that they want me . . .

Bonus (as in optional):What does sex mean to you?

Comfort, connection, release, reassurance, fun, and sometimes even love.

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Tuesday, February 3, 2009

TMI Tuesday

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1. When you sleep with someone, how much or how little contact do you like to have?

Depends on the person. I tend to get very warm, so I don't always like to snuggle close unless the other person is the opposite of me (always cold) and we even things out. I like to snuggle until I'm almost asleep, then Spousehole and I like to sleep bum-to-bum. We're still in contact, but not all tangled up in each other. Perhaps it comes from us both having been single into our 30s so we got used to sleeping alone.

2. What do you think there is a appropriate amount of time for a divorce parent to date before introducing the kids to the "new" "special" person in their life?

I have no idea. I think it depends on how upset the children are about the divorce, the child's age, the child's relationship (or lack thereof) with the other parent. I always advised my divorce clients to not date while the divorce was pending, but knowing that they would ignore that I also advised them not to introduce any paramours to the children so that the other parent wouldn't try to use that against them in the divorce proceedings.

3. Which ONE do you wish you had more of in bed... romance, experimentation or foreplay?

Um, I'll take anything I can get. It's been since JULY!

4. What do you thinks makes a kiss great?

A great kiss starts off gentle, hesitant even, then grows more intense - goes from just lips touching to lips parting, gentle exploration , growing more and more urgent. Pulling back, making each other want more and more. Perhaps he'll suck on my lower lip, perhaps I his. Bodies barely touching, then moving together, pressing harder until we can feel the heat between us. It has to be a back and forth thing, not overwhelming, not just one person kissing the other. Mutual, full of anticipation and promise of more to come.

5. Describe your sex life in two words.

Not happening.

Bonus (as in optional): Do you remember a time when you were having sex that you smile or even laugh about now? Do tell....

I've told this before, so please pardon the repeat - I'm not creating any new memories lately!!!
This occurred before we had kids, back when Spousehole and I partook of the hot monkey love on a regular (some might say, obsessive) basis. We were going at it, hot and heavy, when I attained the pinnacle of sexual pleasure (orgasm, okay?) Right in the middle of it, with Spousehole pounding away at me, I passed gas. Loudly. Not smelly or anything, but not something one could really ignore either. It sounded like the air brakes on a school bus - pshoooo. Spousehole laughed his ass off and it was several minutes before he could resume and finish because he was laughing too hard.

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