Is it a sex blog? A mommy blog? A bitch & moan blog? Um, . . . yeah. This is my place to be totally honest. In my real life, I feel like I'm always lying to somebody about something. Here, I am totally honest. Brutally so. However, no matter what bad things I say about my kids, I adore them and would never ever really, say, sell them on Ebay. The husband, often referred to as Spousehole, is another story. Oh yeah - if you are under 18 (or if you are my husband), please leave now.

Thursday, August 2, 2007

Sorry, No HNT, but here's something even more revealing. . . .

I have no HNT today, since I've been out. To make up for that, here's more than you ever, EVER, wanted to know about moi:

1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007?

Yes. Once with my husband (that's right, ONCE - in all of 2007) and, well, more than once with my partner in crime (PiC)

2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?

Yes, in a park, in the car in a parking lot of a crowded club, on a golf course

3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX?

Yes, many, many times

4. EVER CRY DURING SEX?

Yes, but only a couple times

5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?

Usually yes, but it depends

6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?

More times than I care to admit

7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?

Yes, more times than I can count

8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?

Each has its place

9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?

Yes; I call the results "Boy" and "Girl"

10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIEND'S SIGNIFICANT OTHER?

Probably, although I cannot recall a specific instance at the moment.

11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?

Yes.

12. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?

Yes.

14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?

All the time.

15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKEN?

No.

16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?

I passed gas just as my college boyfriend was about to enter me from the rear (doggy-style). I was mortified, he laughed his head off. His laughing got me laughing and we were still laughing hysterically when his roommate came in (we were lying flat with a sheet over us at that point). He told his roommate why we were laughing and I went back to being mortified as the two of them laughed and laughed. College boys are idiots. (No, I didn't dump him. We were together 4 more years.)

17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?

Fifteen

18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?

(1) My spouse or (2) PiC; or (3) Angelina Jolie

19. DO YOU THINK THAT #18 IS POSSIBLE?

Nope. Not right now at least. Hopefully (1) and/or (2) will be in the very near future. PiC more likely than spouse. (3) - no, this is not possible.

20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?

It's rare when I'm NOT, so I guess that's a yes. I mean, not overly so, but I could be quite easily persuaded.

21. HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS?

If you mean intercourse, 17. If you include other sexual acts leading to at least one person having an orgasm, then I don't really know. The total would be at least twice as many as only counting intercourse.

22. DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR?

I used to, when I was young, skinny, and very limber, but now that I am old and decrepit, it's lost it's allure.

23. DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO?

No. I never talked to him ever again after that night.

24. EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIEND'S SIGNIFICANT OTHER?

No. Even I have standards. Very, very low standards, but standards nonetheless.

25. EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER?

Yes.

26. TOYS, GOOD OR BAD?

Mostly good. Depends on how they're used and by whom.

27. LINGERIE?

Yes.

28. EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER?Yes, but I married him so it's ok. Of course, there was also the hot football player who worked for my parents when I was a teenager. And my boss at another job.
But that's all, I think. Well, no, my college boyfriend and I worked in the same cafeteria, so him too I suppose. But that's really it.

29. WHERE HAVE YOU HAD SEX?
(X)park
()church
()cemetery
(X)beach
(X)boat
()school
(X)parent's bed
(X)your bed
(X)car
()picnic table
(X)kitchen counter
(X)couch/chair
(X)dining room/kitchen table
(X)woods (open and/or in a tent)
(X)hood of a car
(X)bathroom
(X)shower
(X)bathtub
(X)the other person's bed
(X)porch/deck/balcony
(X)in a house with parents home
(X)at a party
()on top of the washer/dryer
(X)with other people in the room
(X)hotel
()concert
()grandparent's house
()field
()bleachers
()bookstore stock room
() linen closet

30. How many virgins have you "deflowered?"

5, including my spouse

I've seen different versions of these questions a few places, including Finished Last and Amy's Musings and thought I'd toss it out. I added a question. If you want to copy and do it too, please feel free. Add your own question too if you feel like it!

11 comments:

Amorous Rocker said...

I can't resist junk like that for some reason so I copied it and posted it on my other blog. Thanks. ;)

Edtime Stories said...

nice list... so when should I come visit? lol

SeaRabbit said...

Wow!!! and we call Tuesday TMI???
Would you mind if I do it too???
Happy nonHNT!

jsull said...

great answers
when ur done with Angie J send her my way!

jsull28fl@yaho

tkkerouac said...

Revealing answers, happy HNT!

The inside of me said...

Great answers bunny thank you for sharing,

Greg

Bob said...

Enjoyed the read Bunny and learned a lot about you. Here's hoping you get lucky this weekend.

bob

ArtfulSub said...

Wow, that's a 29% Virgin percentage. Cool.

Finished Last said...

Interesting stuff there.

The Broken Blogger said...

That was probably more revealing than any picture you possibly could have posted. :]

crse said...

Wow that was totally revealing! Great great list.