Wednesday Mind Hump!

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1. What's your favorite kind of wiener - all beef, beef and pork, brat or veggie?

You forgot chicken and/or turkey!! I will eat any meat-based hot dog, but only if there's nothing else. I prefer brats or HOT italian sausage (my husband is half-Polish; insert Polish Sausage joke here). Veggie or tofu dogs are just gross.

2. What do you like on your wiener?

Ketchup, sweet/hot mustard or horseradish mustard, and fresh onions (not grilled). Relish if it's sweet and Heinz. No dill, no neon green.

3. How do you like your wiener cooked - grilled, boiled, steamed, fried, or some other way?

Burnt to a crisp on the grill. Boiled and steamed are just gross. Fried? Like corndogs? Yuck.

4. The Wiener was named after the city of Vienna, Austria. Who's your favorite person who comes from that city?

It's a tie between Freud and Mozart. Freud because he was so totally f'd up (talk about a guy in need of therapy!) and Mozart because he made such beautiful music (while being totally f'd up).


P.S. Yeah, I know, it's another meme . . . my brain is really fried lately, so it's this or my angst-ridden, insomnia-driven drivel.