Is it a sex blog? A mommy blog? A bitch & moan blog? Um, . . . yeah. This is my place to be totally honest. In my real life, I feel like I'm always lying to somebody about something. Here, I am totally honest. Brutally so. However, no matter what bad things I say about my kids, I adore them and would never ever really, say, sell them on Ebay. The husband, often referred to as Spousehole, is another story. Oh yeah - if you are under 18 (or if you are my husband), please leave now.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

TMI Tuesday!!


It's TMI Tuesday! Click the "I kiss and tell" icon to come play with us!!

1. Leather, lace or silk?


Silk, with a little leather thrown in for variety. I love a guy in a leather jacket and chaps, but silk boxers do even more for me. And I love, love, love silk on me! A man's hand touching me through the silk, gliding over my body - nothing better!

2. Do you subscribe (or regularly buy) to any "dirty" magazines? Which ones?

I get Cooking Light and Cooking Pleasures - food porn!

3. Have you ever had sex in water (tub/pool/lake/ocean)?

Oh yeah! Hot tub, ocean, lake, pool, bathtub, shower - I love water!

4. The three words that best describe you in bed are eager, uninhibited, and wet. Three words that best describe your most recent partner in bed are adventurous, giving, and delicious.

5. Did you lose your virginity as an impetuous youth, "to prove that you loved" him/her, because of a romantic gesture, a newly wed or other (please describe because I can't think of what an "other" might be)?

Mine is a pathetic story. I lost my virginity on a dare - so I guess that qualifies as "impetuous youth." I was 15, he was 16 and was my friend's boyfriend's best friend. We never even spoke again after that night. I didn't have intercourse again for 9 months and then it was with a guy I had been dating for 7 months and was "in love" with. That was amazing, wonderful, and (happy) tear-inducing.

Bonus (as in optional): Name three words that:

a) get you excited


I want you

b) make you squirm

Yes, please, ma'am.

c) make you laugh

wiener
puddamopahdnabo (only my college friends will get that one)
suh-weet!

This is too cute: Go check out this seagull that steals Doritos from a shop.

20 comments:

ArtfulSub said...

Happy TMI. Food porn! Show us what you got, baby!

Weekends Off said...

LOL that food porn answer got me too rofl!!!

Dial-Up Princess said...

happy tmi

Jon Galt said...

I gotta agree... the food porn comment was a classic!

Happy TMI!!!

Kiki said...

Happy TMI! Love the food porn!!

(To answer your question - a slime dog is a "Texas" style hot dog with some kind of chili sauce, mustard and onions)

Polt said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Food porn!!!

I thought that only involved bananas and whipped cream and such. :)

HUGS>..

SlipOfAGirl said...

I just realized I should be saving people's lists of words -- this way, when I come back here I can remember to post "suh-weet" to make you laugh.

And no, I'm not above a random "Yes, please, ma'am" just to make you squirm either :p

Nice & Naughty said...

Happy TMI! Loved the food porn!

Sheen V said...

Oh, I know what you mean by food porn. Giada and Nigella do it for me.

MizMouthy said...

HA! I must agree that the food porn thing was quite funny! I am tagging you (suh-weet!) for a fun little meme... come by my place to check it out :)

Tawny said...

I know exactly what you mean about being felt through silk. I also love feeling Hubby through his silk boxers. OMG!!

And I also had to giggle about the food porn. ;p

Samantha said...

lol Food Porn! LOVE IT!!!!!

Amorous Rocker said...

Great answers. I love water too! I agree with you on being touched through silk too, it's such a lovely, tingle inducing feeling. Loved your Bonus.

I saw that video of the gull stealing the chips right from the store and then hopping right back out on the news last night. That was too cute, lol.

Happy TMI! :o)

Vixen said...

...food porn...

*snort*

Another water girlie! ;)

HappyTMI!

SeaRabbit said...

Food porn is quite intriguing.... and I love that yu had sex with love on your second time... ;-))It took me many years to find out that feeling...

Big Kahuna said...

Food Porn - I am a big fan!!

I also like your bonus answers.

Happy TMI

Mrs.ZigZagMan said...

"i want you" brilliant! Happy TMI!

izzy said...

Food porn? Pshaw...I watch all my food porn in real-time, streaming video! =P

"Weiner" is a nice, all-purpose word. I like it. It's a verb, a noun, and a...noun!

crse said...

We have food porn saturday at my house! Oh the stories....great tmi baby!

Lolly said...

I lOve the smell of leather on a man!

Thanks for sharing!