TMI Tuesday!!

It's TMI Tuesday! Click the "I kiss and tell" icon to come play with us!!

1. Describe your first kiss.
His name was Patrick and it was the second grade. He actually slipped me tongue - I was absolutely horrified and thought I would never, ever do that again! The next time I was 14 and very, very drunk. His name was Rob, he was 17, and I barely remember it. How sad is that? First SOBER kiss as a teenager I was still 14 and had been "going with" Tim for almost a full week. A simple kiss turned into an all-out make-out session and I haven't slowed down since!
*Wouldn't Patrick be surprised to see what I'm willing to allow in my mouth now!

2. Should a person's pubic hair be trimmed, shaved, or just grown out as the jungle God intended it to be?
Depends on the person. For myself trimmed or shaved (or waxed). Not so fond of the jungle look for myself. On others, it really depends. Excessively hairy folks should probably do a little thinning, at least. No one wants hair in their teeth!

3. What's the best super-hero comic book movie ever made?
The one where Batman and Robin give in to their passion in the Bat Cave, while Superman, Catwoman, and WonderWoman have a three-way on top of the Batmobile and Jimmy Olsen takes pictures. What do you mean that one only happens in my head? Oh, um, sorry.
Guess I would have to go with Spiderman 2. That was a good flick. But then, so was Tim Burton's Batman. And Batman Returns (ooh, I love me some Christian Bale). Hard to pick. Ah, I'll just go with the one in my head - it turns out different every time!

4. Coke or Pepsi?
Coke, duh. Diet, please, since I'm diabetic. My absolute favorite: Caffeine-Free Diet Coke. I go through so much of this stuff that my husband has considered installing a soda fountain in our house. Right this moment, however, I'm drinking a Vanilla Coke Zero - not bad. (Coke, the Breakfast of Champions!)

5. Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Guilty!! Several times in fact. When you do it as often as I have since age 12, you're bound to be caught! I've stopped being embarrassed and now just say "Do you mind? Busy here."

6. Which way do you lean your head when going for a kiss?
Right, unless my partner goes the other way first.

7. Jockstraps, sexy or no?
Not so much, unless the guy has an fabulous "package" and a great ass. Sadly, few qualify.

Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever used the excuse, "Oh, I was so drunk that night, I don't remember a THING!"
Definitely!! Beer goggles can be the best excuse ever for denying making out - or worse - with someone you would otherwise never be with. Or to deny just making a general ass of yourself. It's been a long time since I used it, though. I think the last time was to deny that I made out hot and heavy with a girl in a bar in Saugatuck, Michigan (Saugatuck is P-town for the midwest). I was really drunk. But I remember it all . . . or most of it, at least.

I'm a Cristina Yang?? I don't even watch Grey's Anatomy, but I know enough to be a little miffed. I put away my Alpha tendencies years ago! And the Scooby test says I'm a Daphne??!? WTF???!?!?! I am TOTALLY a Velma. Who writes these tests?