Is it a sex blog? A mommy blog? A bitch & moan blog? Um, . . . yeah. This is my place to be totally honest. In my real life, I feel like I'm always lying to somebody about something. Here, I am totally honest. Brutally so. However, no matter what bad things I say about my kids, I adore them and would never ever really, say, sell them on Ebay. The husband, often referred to as Spousehole, is another story. Oh yeah - if you are under 18 (or if you are my husband), please leave now.

Tuesday, July 3, 2007

TMI Tuesday!!

It's TMI Tuesday! Click the "I kiss and tell" icon to come play with us!!

1. Describe your first kiss.

His name was Patrick and it was the second grade. He actually slipped me tongue - I was absolutely horrified and thought I would never, ever do that again! The next time I was 14 and very, very drunk. His name was Rob, he was 17, and I barely remember it. How sad is that? First SOBER kiss as a teenager I was still 14 and had been "going with" Tim for almost a full week. A simple kiss turned into an all-out make-out session and I haven't slowed down since!
*Wouldn't Patrick be surprised to see what I'm willing to allow in my mouth now!

2. Should a person's pubic hair be trimmed, shaved, or just grown out as the jungle God intended it to be?
Depends on the person. For myself trimmed or shaved (or waxed). Not so fond of the jungle look for myself. On others, it really depends. Excessively hairy folks should probably do a little thinning, at least. No one wants hair in their teeth!

3. What's the best super-hero comic book movie ever made?
The one where Batman and Robin give in to their passion in the Bat Cave, while Superman, Catwoman, and WonderWoman have a three-way on top of the Batmobile and Jimmy Olsen takes pictures. What do you mean that one only happens in my head? Oh, um, sorry.
Guess I would have to go with Spiderman 2. That was a good flick. But then, so was Tim Burton's Batman. And Batman Returns (ooh, I love me some Christian Bale). Hard to pick. Ah, I'll just go with the one in my head - it turns out different every time!

4. Coke or Pepsi?
Coke, duh. Diet, please, since I'm diabetic. My absolute favorite: Caffeine-Free Diet Coke. I go through so much of this stuff that my husband has considered installing a soda fountain in our house. Right this moment, however, I'm drinking a Vanilla Coke Zero - not bad. (Coke, the Breakfast of Champions!)

5. Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Guilty!! Several times in fact. When you do it as often as I have since age 12, you're bound to be caught! I've stopped being embarrassed and now just say "Do you mind? Busy here."

6. Which way do you lean your head when going for a kiss?
Right, unless my partner goes the other way first.

7. Jockstraps, sexy or no?
Not so much, unless the guy has an fabulous "package" and a great ass. Sadly, few qualify.

Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever used the excuse, "Oh, I was so drunk that night, I don't remember a THING!"
Definitely!! Beer goggles can be the best excuse ever for denying making out - or worse - with someone you would otherwise never be with. Or to deny just making a general ass of yourself. It's been a long time since I used it, though. I think the last time was to deny that I made out hot and heavy with a girl in a bar in Saugatuck, Michigan (Saugatuck is P-town for the midwest). I was really drunk. But I remember it all . . . or most of it, at least.

I'm a Cristina Yang?? I don't even watch Grey's Anatomy, but I know enough to be a little miffed. I put away my Alpha tendencies years ago! And the Scooby test says I'm a Daphne??!? WTF???!?!?! I am TOTALLY a Velma. Who writes these tests?


OrdinarygalNeely said...

Regarding #2 - I'm still amazed at the lengths women will go to to either remove things or enhance parts on their body. I just can't deal with the thought of putting burning wax on my crotch. Yikes!


Joana said...

LMFAO at the hair in teeth visualization.

Hehe, I like your comic book movie. XD *claps* Yeah, someone else who doesn't find jockstraps all that sexy.

I gotta agree with Neely, the thought of putting burning hot wax down there scares me! lol

Happy TMI!

ArtfulSub said...

Happy TMI, Sweetie. 3 and 5 were hilarious and, probably, revealing.


Dial-Up Princess said...

Happy TMI...nice answers..:)

crse said...

see? i dont wax the crotch but i do wax my eyebrows and find it completely about i had a dream about diet vanilla coke last night? great tmi buddy!

Vixen said...

#2 and 7....AWESOME! Just awesome.


HappyTMI chickadee!

Enyo said...

Three cheers for Tim Burton's Batman and I hear ya on the diet caffeine free...that's the only thing I willingly drink on the few occassions that I do drink pop.


Happy TMI!!

Gracie said...

Happy TMI!

Here's my post.

You need not use hot wax (though as one how does not wax, I love hot wax there lol) to remove hair. There are home kits with wax that get's warmed enough to spread just from your hands.

But remember, that hair is there for a reason: to protect against friction. So I like to leave most of it there. ;)

Polt said...

Oh I LOVE your super-hero movie! The next time you show it, let me know, I wanna see it too. i'll bring popcorn! :)


Burt said...

Great answers...Happy TMI

SlipOfAGirl said...

I'm with Polt -- I wanna screen the movie too! Instead of popcorn, I'll bring some wipes :p

Amorous Rocker said...

LOL at your #5! I'm right there with you though. I get walked in on doing that and it's either "Dude I'm busy here, go away" or "Hey, wanna give me a helping hand here?" LOL. Great answers. Loved your #3 too. Happy TMI! :o)

Edtime Stories said...

great answers but vanilla coke zero? ewwwwwwww

Sockpuppet said...

Happy TMI - great answers!!

George said...

Great TMI ... trimmed, shaved (or hot waxed) and clear soda ... type 1's have to stick together ... or not.

Nalini said...

ROFL to your answers...they were great! Although, I'm guessing your Batman movie ain't even gonna be made...unless one of your readers is a porn director. :) In which case you might find yourself appearing under the 'thank you' mention in the credits...hehe.'re diabetic? I'm so sorry...that's pretty early, too...I'm guessing you're too young for that! I'm with you on Coke, but only the full sugar stuff! :p


Sexy Duet said...

Now that is one comic book I probably would read! Happy TMI


ZigZagMan said... gals in Saugatuck are into guys!! :) happy TMI!! :)

Andy (My actual name, but otherwise anonymous) said...

1. Describe your first kiss.
The fist kiss I remember was with Sylvia, when I was—I dunno—about 14. I remember her mouth was huge and I was cover in spit afterward.

2. Should a person's pubic hair be trimmed, shaved, or just grown out as the jungle God intended it to be?
I think it depends on gender too. Guys pubes don’t obscure anything. My wife’s pubes get all tangles over her clit, and—frankly—I’d like a clearer view of it all. I have suggested shaving, but she doesn’t want the stubble. Perhaps trimming would be more acceptable.

3. What's the best super-hero comic book movie ever made?
Spiderman I. However, I’d like to see Mr. Fantastic doing the Invisible Woman. Partly, it could be that I’d like to see Jessica Alba naked, but you could do some really cool things with an enlargeable penis and a transparent woman.

4. Coke or Pepsi?
Coke all the way.

5. Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Not actually doing it. But my wife found a condom floating in the toilet after I jacked off one time. She went ballistic. She doe not masturbate and thinks it’s a sin. I wouldn’t mind catching someone (female) masturbating, I just hope they’d let me stay and watch. :)

6. Which way do you lean your head when going for a kiss?
Left. Or just straight. It depends what I’m kissing.

7. Jockstraps, sexy or no?
Not on me.

Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever used the excuse, "Oh, I was so drunk that night, I don't remember a THING!"
Never had a night after. My wife is the only woman I’ve ever been with. :(