Is it a sex blog? A mommy blog? A bitch & moan blog? Um, . . . yeah. This is my place to be totally honest. In my real life, I feel like I'm always lying to somebody about something. Here, I am totally honest. Brutally so. However, no matter what bad things I say about my kids, I adore them and would never ever really, say, sell them on Ebay. The husband, often referred to as Spousehole, is another story. Oh yeah - if you are under 18 (or if you are my husband), please leave now.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

TMI Tuesday!!

It's TMI Tuesday! Click the "I kiss and tell" icon to come play with us!!

1. What's the sexiest type of underwear?

On women I like lacy boy-cut panties and lace-trimmed demi-cup bra. On men, boxer briefs, hands down. (No man-thongs, no banana hammocks, no mankinis. Yuck, yuck, yuck.)

2. Would you/have you ever paid money for sex?

I have not and don't think I would. I grew up around Dutch people - I'm too cheap!

3. Is facial/body hair sexy or no? (Moustache, chest, etc. for men, and underarms/legs for women.) Or do you frankly not care?

I'm not a big fan of lots of facial hair for men (or any for women), but a neatly trimmed goatee on a man can be very, very sexy. Sometimes a 5 o'clock shadow is pretty sexy too. A nice reminder that you're with a real man (sorry - that was a snark against my husband who couldn't grow facial hair if his life depended on it).

Chest hair is ok on guys, but if I have trouble finding skin underneath, maybe it's too much. On women it's highly unattractive. (Am I the only one who has to pluck the occasional stray hair from an areola? I am? Nevermind.)

I prefer women (including myself) to have shaved/waxed legs and underarms. I'm such an American!

You ever read The Joy of Sex? Alex Comfort claims that natural body hair and odor are inherently sexy and therefore recommends no shaving and no antiperspirant. I could read no further. Clearly Mr. Comfort and I do not agree on hygiene practices.

4. What is the strangest thing you've ever seen featured in pornography?

Bestiality. Yuck. And the chick shooting ping pong balls from her . . . well, you know. That was just odd. (A gay friend asked me if women can really do that. I said "Why? If we can are you going to switch teams?" He just thought it would be cool to see in real life. Whatever.)

5. What's worse, not enough sex or too much? Is there such a thing as "too much"?

"Too much sex?" . . . brain trying to analyze phrase . . . does not compute.

Bonus: What's the most illegal thing you've ever done (that you can admit to, at least)? Were you caught?

Well, adultery is illegal in my state, a felony that can even be punished by life in prison, so I guess I've done that!! Also lewd and lascivious cohabitation between unmarried persons (Spousehole and I lived together in sin), so I guess that too (though it's only a misdemeanor). I also drive too fast on the highway on a regular basis. I have possessed and consumed illegal drugs (a long, long time ago). I guess the possession thing is probably the worst and since they were small amounts even that wasn't all that serious. I'm a lame-ass in this category.


Enyo said...

Ohhh..mmmm....boy cut panties. Sexy. I just think women in underwear are sexy. Damn. I hear you loud and clear on the boxer briefs though, yum.

and btw, women with chest hair scare me a little. Nightmare material. Seriously. ;)

Happy Tuesday :)

Mrs.ZigZagMan said...

Happy TMI! I hope the men get the hint about the boxer breifs :)

ArtfulSub said...

LOL. Great answers. You should write an advice column for male wiggers.

Shibari said...

I hear ya on the boxer briefs... And I think it is ok to be snarky.. ;) Happy TMI!

the good doctor said...

We posted very similar answers today!
Happy TMI!

Jon Galt said...

Boxer-briefs... check!

You and I are a regular "Bonnie and Clyde" when it comes to the illegal stuff.

Happy TMI, Bunny!!!

Joana said...

Oh yeah, chest hair on a women would be yucky. XP

Haha, at least I'm not the only one who doesn't care much for guys in thongs. It's not a big turn on for me, I like to have some material left for imagination.

Your state still has adultery on the books as illegal? Wow, that kind of shocks me.

Amorous Rocker said...

Yes! I love everything about your #1 answer, lol. #5... I'm right there with ya. :p Great answers! Happy TMI! :o)

Gracie said...

Mankinis are best left for the international set who apparently likes 'em. :shudder:

Happy TMI :)

SlipOfAGirl said...

The pushing of ping pong balls isn't really amazing... I pushed out a 10+ pound baby, so what's a ping pong ball? ;)

(Neither is very sexy either -- isn't the point to get in? lol)

Happy TMI (I'll leave the rest of you to scrub that from your brains lol)

Slut X said...

I don't get the ping pong thing or the beastiality thing. There are some weird people.

Dial-Up Princess said...

good answers...i guess i forgot to post the illegal question...oops...anyhow...happy TMI

Kiki said...

oh, yeah - boy cut panties! (how could I forget those?) Happy Tuesday!

bikertigger said...

I wear boxer briefs....;)

And currently SCULPTED boxer briefs...

bikertigger said...

Will travel, will ya????

Say when!!!!!

And do you like cheesecake???

Hank said...

Happy Tuesday Bunny!

Vixen said...



Having a hard time getting past that one. LOL

Oh and nothin' wrong with snarky...nothing at all. ;)

HappyTMI sweetie!

ZigZagMan said...

I always found the ping pong ball thing entertaining.........:)

Happy TMI!! :)

SeaRabbit said...

Yess... bestially is more than gross... but, I'm still intrigued...
You answer to #2 had me laugh... Too cheap...rofl!!!!

Big Kahuna said...

Hey Bunny

I do not get the whole animals or ping pong balls either.

I am glad your bonus is tame as well. Glad to be around just normal, healthy oversexed folks like us :-)

Lil-Lolita said...

Great Answers ;)

Dates Bubbas said...

This is probably one of the best parts of your blog -I find it highly entertaining. :-)

No, you're not the only one pulling stray hairs out of your areolas.

I suppose I'm the only person on the planet who hates a guy in boxers. Mankinis are only interesting when they're made out of something interesting like fishnet. Banana hammocks are right out. To me there's something about a guy bulging out of the pouch in his briefs.

Evening said...

I totally agree with your underwear choices.

Edtime Stories said...

I loved your answers, but what exactly is a mankini.... I simply hated wearing boxerbriefs...I have no idea what to call the briefs I wear.

The inside of me said...

I always love your answers. Thank you for sharing with us.

Nalini said...

Awww...great answers, Bunny!

Esp. the ones about the stray hairs on women and the bonus answer! :)

Happy TMI Tuesday!

Edinburgh Erotica said...

Re: stray hairs from an areola?

You're not the only one. My wife has been having electrolysis for the past couple of years to get rid of hers (not many but they make her self conscious).

Not entirely sure why she does this as she is often too shy to even let me see them!!

Oh, and I agree about boxer briefs, definitely the most comfortable ;)



Jen said...

#4, LMAO!! That is the funniest thing I have read today.

"Megalize Larijuana" was the funniest thing yesterday... hehe.