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1. What's the sexiest type of underwear?
On women I like lacy boy-cut panties and lace-trimmed demi-cup bra. On men, boxer briefs, hands down. (No man-thongs, no banana hammocks, no mankinis. Yuck, yuck, yuck.)
2. Would you/have you ever paid money for sex?
I have not and don't think I would. I grew up around Dutch people - I'm too cheap!
3. Is facial/body hair sexy or no? (Moustache, chest, etc. for men, and underarms/legs for women.) Or do you frankly not care?
I'm not a big fan of lots of facial hair for men (or any for women), but a neatly trimmed goatee on a man can be very, very sexy. Sometimes a 5 o'clock shadow is pretty sexy too. A nice reminder that you're with a real man (sorry - that was a snark against my husband who couldn't grow facial hair if his life depended on it).
Chest hair is ok on guys, but if I have trouble finding skin underneath, maybe it's too much. On women it's highly unattractive. (Am I the only one who has to pluck the occasional stray hair from an areola? I am? Nevermind.)
I prefer women (including myself) to have shaved/waxed legs and underarms. I'm such an American!
You ever read The Joy of Sex? Alex Comfort claims that natural body hair and odor are inherently sexy and therefore recommends no shaving and no antiperspirant. I could read no further. Clearly Mr. Comfort and I do not agree on hygiene practices.
4. What is the strangest thing you've ever seen featured in pornography?
Bestiality. Yuck. And the chick shooting ping pong balls from her . . . well, you know. That was just odd. (A gay friend asked me if women can really do that. I said "Why? If we can are you going to switch teams?" He just thought it would be cool to see in real life. Whatever.)
5. What's worse, not enough sex or too much? Is there such a thing as "too much"?
"Too much sex?" . . . brain trying to analyze phrase . . . does not compute.
Bonus: What's the most illegal thing you've ever done (that you can admit to, at least)? Were you caught?
Well, adultery is illegal in my state, a felony that can even be punished by life in prison, so I guess I've done that!! Also lewd and lascivious cohabitation between unmarried persons (Spousehole and I lived together in sin), so I guess that too (though it's only a misdemeanor). I also drive too fast on the highway on a regular basis. I have possessed and consumed illegal drugs (a long, long time ago). I guess the possession thing is probably the worst and since they were small amounts even that wasn't all that serious. I'm a lame-ass in this category.
Is it a sex blog? A mommy blog? A bitch & moan blog? Um, . . . yeah. This is my place to be totally honest. In my real life, I feel like I'm always lying to somebody about something. Here, I am totally honest. Brutally so. However, no matter what bad things I say about my kids, I adore them and would never ever really, say, sell them on Ebay. The husband, often referred to as Spousehole, is another story. Oh yeah - if you are under 18 (or if you are my husband), please leave now.
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Posted by Bunny at 8:33 AM