Is it a sex blog? A mommy blog? A bitch & moan blog? Um, . . . yeah. This is my place to be totally honest. In my real life, I feel like I'm always lying to somebody about something. Here, I am totally honest. Brutally so. However, no matter what bad things I say about my kids, I adore them and would never ever really, say, sell them on Ebay. The husband, often referred to as Spousehole, is another story. Oh yeah - if you are under 18 (or if you are my husband), please leave now.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

WTF Wednesday aka ". . . you don't really wanna mess with me tonight . . . "

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot is back!

WTF . . .
. . . is with people who claim to be vegetarians because it is wrong to kill animals and eat the products derived therefrom, but then toast and eat ordinary grocery store (i.e., not special, vegan-store) marshmallows over a campfire? Do they not know that they are eating gelatin and that gelatin is derived from the bones, skin, hooves, and tendons of dead animals? Or do they just make an exception because it doesn't look like an animal? I was a veggie myself for a time, so I feel justified in saying "BE CONSISTENT PEOPLE!" If you are a vegetarian because you don't want to eat animals, lay off the damn marshmallows. That means no rice crispie treats, no toasted marshmallows, no mallo cups, no Peeps. 'K? If you are a vegetarian only because it is healthier and are not taking a moral stand re: animals, have all the marshmallows you want.
P.S. This applies to Jell-O too, of course. Apparently some people think that because some gelatins are kosher they are vegetarian. My understanding is that because gelatin comes from hides, bones, and tendons and not FLESH, it is considered pareve: neither meat nor dairy. It may not be animal FLESH, but it is still derived from a dead animal that did not die of old age.


. . . is my problem today? I have a nasty, coughing-from-deep-down-inside cold AND terrible cramps. Hormones and a cold - yea! And to add to my misery: SNOW DAY! That's right - they cancelled school AGAIN. Something about slippery roads. Wimps.

. . . is with guys on "dating" sites (okay, I'm talking about AFF.com here) and such who only send a picture of their equipment, but not their face? And think that telling me that they have a big wang and nothing else is going to make me want to meet them? No, no, NO. I want to know a little about you as a person, I want a recent face picture, I want you to have some idea of proper spelling and grammar (typos are understandable), and treat me like a human being for goodness' sake! Men far outnumber women on these sites and you want to stand out from the crowd. Trust me, if you come off as having intelligence and good manners - you will stand out.

. . . is with my kid today? Boy got to sleep in until 8:30 because of the snow day. Then he got up, took off his pajamas, and has been buck nekkid ever since. I ask if he would like to put some clothes on and he says "No thank you." It's 10 degrees (F) outside, 65 (F) in the house. He's got to be freezing. It's windy and sometimes we can even feel it in the house. Last night I could feel every strong gust blow past me as I lay in bed. This old house (83 years old) leaks like a sieve.

. . . is with Spousehole? When he came home for lunch, I said I needed to run to the store for a couple things while he was there with the kids. I was planning to take his vehicle, since it has the snow cleaned off and was still warm from him just coming here from work. He says "No, the roads are pretty bad yet. You would be better off walking." Walking? Uh huh. The actual temps are in single digits (F) and windchills are -20 to -30. Wind gusts up to 50 mph. Sidewalks mostly not shoveled because no one wants to go out in the cold and shovel. Roads - slippery but plowed. I'm such a dumbass, I actually walked as far as the end of the block before saying "Fuck this" and turning around and getting in Spousehole's car. The roads were not bad at all in the 5.5 blocks from our house to the store. I think the car was the better idea. The eggs probably would have frozen on the walk home :-)

Pink U + UR Hand


A bonus video - just because this is SO hot! Eduardo Cruz - Cosas Que Contar

Eduardo is Monica and Penelope Cruz' little brother, that's why they are in the video. But that's not Monica that Penelope kisses at 4:20 or so; that's Mia Maestro.
The lyrics to Cosas Que Contar
I'm still here looking for something to bite
So much wind, so many ridiculous people
I'm still here, no doubt everything is real
I'm still walking among hard notes

And kissing you every day
without knowing who I am
You make night in my life
A confusion

And kissing you every day
without knowing who
I keep your smiles
Tell me what you do... yeah!!

I'm still here, scared
by something that isn't
today this sky and ground unite
I'm still here, it turns out everything goes on feet
So much time, so many ridiculous people

And kissing you every day
without knowing who I am
You make night in my life
A confusion

And kissing you every day
without knowing who
I keep your smiles
Tell me what you do... yeah!!

Without knowing who I am

And kissing you every day
without knowing who I am
You make night in my life
A confusion

And kissing you every day
without knowing who
I keep your smiles
Tell me what you do... yeah!!
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Sigo aquí en busca de algo que morder
Cuanto viento cuanta gente absurda
Sigo aquí sin duda todo es real
Sigo andando entre notas duras

Y besarte cada día
Sin saber quien soy
Anocheces en mi vida
Una confusión

Y besarte cada día
Sin saber quien soy
Yo me guardo tus sonrisas
Dime que haces tu….yeah!!

Sigo aquí me asusta
Algo que, no es
Hoy el cielo y este suelo se juntan
Sigo aquí resulta que todo va sobre pies
Cuanto tiempo cuanta gente absurda

Y besarte cada día
Sin saber quien soy
Anocheces en mi vida
Una confusión

Y besarte cada día
Sin saber quien soy
Yo me guardo tus sonrisas
Dime que haces tu …yeah!!

Sin saber quien soy

Y besarte cada día
Sin saber quien soy
Anocheces en mi vida
Una confusión

Y besarte cada día
Sin saber quien soy
Yo me guardo tus sonrisas
Dime que haces tu…yeah!!

14 comments:

Polt said...

If you're on a dating site, I suppose a face pic would be nice. However, if you're on Men4sexnow.com, well, all you're wanting is the sex. The face then probably isn't as essential as is the equipment, right? :)

HUGS....

Sinful said...

girl i am sooooo with you on the dating site thing! i cant even begin to tell you how many cock shots i've seen....faces....those are rare! sheesh guys - get a clue!!!!!

i agree too on the veg. thing. consistency is not too much to ask for!

sorry its another snow day. can't say i've ever had one of those!

The Troll said...

You're certainly selected an eclectic mix to WTF. Kudos!

D said...

can i add to the wtf on vegetarians? wtf is up with the vegetarians that will not eat meat because of the animals but have no problem wearing leather shoes/belts, carrying leather wallets/purses. where did those come from?!!?

btw, if you don't mind i might steal this idea for my blog. start a wtf wednesday thing on the net like the tmi tuesday and hnt.

Anonymous said...

what is the name of the song on the second video?

thanks,

amy

wisdomstuff said...

Geez, isn't getting an equipment shot sort of like opening your christmas present before christmas? Personally that would totally turn me off.

Slick said...

Hhhmmm...

No wonder I ain't got any replies from my personal ad yet. I didn't know I had to include my face!

Vegetarians are wussies.

Gimme some meat and taters any day.

Jim said...

I've never been real big on killing animals myself, but don't mind paying someone else to do the work so that I can season, slowly roast, and enjoy every tasty morsel of some animal's flesh. They're raised to be eaten anyway, people . . . what's the big deal? You don't think an ear of corn screams in it's own way, when you toss it into hot water? Lol.

You mean I can send a pic of my package to women directly? I don't need to buy drinks and dinner first? Man, I love technology.

XO

ZigZagMan said...

My biggest vegetarian gripe is the whole "lets make products that look, taste and cook like meat", out of veges. Eat a burger damnit.....or eat your veges and beans....:)

Processed, oversalted, mutated synthetic meat surely can't be much healthier than dead cow my vege friends...:)

The Silent Male said...

Yep, veggies who can't figure out how to truly avoid anything that results in dead animals suck (leather, gelatins, some oils, etc.)

I am shocked you went as far as the end of the block, I don't think I could have gotten out of the driveway in that weather.

As for the non-face shot, when I had an account, I knew there was high risk of people seeing the who I really really did not want to recognize me. I know, it was way too much like too many other losers, so I had to write my profile very carefully, I guess I did well enough, I got some responses.

Vixen said...

Look at you all hating on marshmellow eating Vegetarians....ROFLMAO ;)

I'm a vegetarian for my own issues (like how the look, tasts, smell and...well you get the idea, totally turns my stomach). But whatever.

That video is HOT. As in *smoking hot*....

*fans self*

Alright then. And Spousehole, he thought you should WALK?!?!?! *shaking head* Dumb ass. Gah.

Kittie Kate said...

Even if I know gelatin comes from animals.

Or how about the people who wear leather shoes or leather belts? The cow fairy doesn't make a leather belt!

I like Pink.

Naughty Girl said...

I think you might have just ruined marshmellows for me!

Hope those cramps are better! If not, try coming. I always feel a little less crampy after a release. :)

Sue said...

WHAT?!?! He expected you to walk?

AFF freaks me out. I checked it out once, after I found out Paul had been lurking around there.

And I think you've ruined marshmallows for me too. I'm not so dumb as to think I get my chicken nuggets without a gut pile (paraphrasing from Uncle Ted), but I didn't need to know that about my marshmallows. LOL!