Is it a sex blog? A mommy blog? A bitch & moan blog? Um, . . . yeah. This is my place to be totally honest. In my real life, I feel like I'm always lying to somebody about something. Here, I am totally honest. Brutally so. However, no matter what bad things I say about my kids, I adore them and would never ever really, say, sell them on Ebay. The husband, often referred to as Spousehole, is another story. Oh yeah - if you are under 18 (or if you are my husband), please leave now.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Warholized!



Sue had one of these on her blog and I totally stole it - it was too cool not to steal! You can make your own HERE.

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My Sexual Horoscope from Zodiac World:

Virgo women: You have no illusions about sex and wish everyone would stop magnifying its importance. Prefer men who will wait for the relationship to develop to the point where sex is inevitable. You love mutual masturbation and enjoy a little punishment, and your grace and modesty is a great turn on. You become an artist at pleasing your lover. Favorite kink: can't truly enjoy it unless a third party is present. Best sex mates: Gemini, Cancer and Aquarians.

Hmmm. Maybe that's my problem, I've been married to a Pisces all these years . . . . But wait a second - "You . . . wish everyone would stop magnifiying its importance" ("it" being sex) - um, I don't think it's importance CAN be magnified. It's a pretty important thing. Lack of it is a big reason my marriage has collapsed; not the only reason, but a major one. Aside from the "stop magnifying its importance" part and the preference for men who wait (???), this is pretty accurate, kink and all.

7 comments:

Vixen said...

That is way cool. I love it!!! :) :) :)

George said...

Very cool ... did you know I was an Aquarian?

craig andrew said...

For a minute there I thought you were talking about drugs and gay sex... but then I saw the picture. C;)

Trueself said...

Umm, if you're looking for volunteers for that third person, umm. . .

Just sayin'

;-)

Sue said...

Dude, that horoscope thing has to be wrong. Paul's a Libra and that is just not him. LMFAO! Seriously, that couldn't be more wrong for him, on all points. Oh, except one. He likes to take his time. But, and this sounds sooooo horrible of me, I have actually fallen asleep because his taking his time combined with his lack of imagination leaves us with a lot of what in radio would be called "dead air". LMAO!

Dates Bubbas said...

My mother is a Virgo and my father a Pisces. They have been married 43 years. Lack of communication is what gets them down and from what I've read of your blog, failure to communicate was a bigger reason for the demise of your marriage than lack of sex. The lack of sex had to do with a certain Spousehole having a need to control everything. That's usually the Virgo's job - LOL!!!

Kittie Kate said...

That looks fun to do.

I'm a Taurus and I'm going to find out what I am. :)