Is it a sex blog? A mommy blog? A bitch & moan blog? Um, . . . yeah. This is my place to be totally honest. In my real life, I feel like I'm always lying to somebody about something. Here, I am totally honest. Brutally so. However, no matter what bad things I say about my kids, I adore them and would never ever really, say, sell them on Ebay. The husband, often referred to as Spousehole, is another story. Oh yeah - if you are under 18 (or if you are my husband), please leave now.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

TMI Tuesday!

It's TMI Tuesday! Click the "I kiss and tell" icon to come play with us!!

1. What's the sexiest gesture a woman can make?
I got nothing this morning - perhaps I'll edit later. My cold has me feeling a bit foggy today.

2. What are 3 inevitable things about you?

I will screw up, I will be unhappy, I will always want more sex

3. What do you want . . . . now?

Someone to hold me and tell me it's all going to be okay

4. What asset do you have besides the physical and the material?


5. Describe a sexy mind

First and foremost, a sexy mind is an intelligent mind. It is one that focuses on the sensual in life generally, that enjoys all aspects of a sexual interaction - not just the "tab A into slot B" part, but all the sensations including touch, taste, smell, sound, one that is interested in getting to know all aspects of one's partner in order to enhance the experience for both.

Bonus (as in optional):What are you thankful for this Thanksgiving?

I am thankful for my family, my children, and my friends, including (especially?) all my invisible/imaginary friends here on the internet.

Edit: I am thankful that my daughter makes me laugh. This morning she was running around buck nekkid. She placed a nickel between her butt cheeks, squatted down so the coin fell, and said "Mommy! I poop money!" How can you not laugh at that?

More: I asked her to come into the kitchen. "Mommy," she replied with exasperation, "I watching my stories!" (Thomas the Tank Engine)

She refers to herself as "Baby" instead of her name. When I tried to put her in time-out last week: "No put Baby in corner!!" I didn't even know she had seen "Dirty Dancing."


Anonymous said...

Everyone seems to have a cold lately. Hope you get better soon. Good answers. Happy TMI!

George said...

[[[[[HUGS]]]]] it is going to be all right, girl ... as long as you can hang in there

Jim said...

Why is the slot always "B?" Why don't the instructions ever say "gently ease slot A down over tab B, teasingly and lightly, before smoothly and firmly bringing both pieces together?"

While we have interesting conversation . . .

And use plenty of glue ;-)


Trueself said...

It is going to be okay. {{{HUGS}}}

Glad to be one of your invisible friends.

Renee said...

B, all your invisible friends are here for you. You will be okay. (((HUGS)))

ArtfulSub said...

Hmmmm. It will be okay (#3) if you stop thinking about (#2) screwing up and being unhappy. I doubt you screw up very often anyway.

Happy TMI!

Real Live Lesbian said...

Feel better!

Amen to the sexy mind...invite all the senses to play!

Samantha said...

Is everyone sick ?!? Great answers as always, happy TMI & an early happy Thanksgiving, hope you feel better in time for turkey!

searabbit said...

I strongly agree with art... and was to almost write the same...
Now... repeat 10 times, morning, noone and before bedtime:
"I will succeed at being happy, everything will be allright and soon I'll get so much sex that I may become fed up with... ;-)) Yes, it happens...;-))
I wish you a nice day, despite the cold and the worries...

SoCal Sal said...

Wow, 3, 4, 5, and bonus. Hope you fell better soon!

I sure wish I could eat some ones and poop tens!


Loving Annie said...

Good Tuesday afternoon to you, Bunny !

Totally agree with you on 3, 4 and 5 !

Hope that you feel better soon, and that you and those you love have a wonderful Thanksgiving !

Loving Annie

Desmond Jones said...

I'm sorry, Bunny; I was ROFLMAO at the 'pooping money' bit! (sounds like something one of my kids would say, actually. . .)

You'll want to keep that girl around, I think. . . ;)

And, as re A Sexy Mind - I couldn't agree more. . .

Steff said...

Kids do say the funniest things! Being a teacher I hear things that I'm sure would cause their parents to cringe. But that money thing is pretty funny!

Vixen said...

"No put Baby in the corner" .....hahaha..... That is some funniness right there. ;)

It WILL be ok. *hugs* sweetie. xo


Dates Bubbas said...

Feel better soon!! Your daughter's a hoot!!

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Bunny...I've had those days, weeks and months. I hate March. Something bad always happens on March...I want only 11 months a year. Ha.

I wish I could hold you and tell you everything is going to be all right...but you know will.

Hugs for you, babes.

Anonymous said...

Hope you're feeling better! Your bonus answers were awesome. Too cute.

MsBehavn said...

I'm a day late but loved your TMI answers.

Your daughter's comments made me laugh out loud.

Get better sweetie

Rae said...

Omigod your daughter is so funny!

Happy almost Thanksgiving! I hope the weekend goes well for you *hugs*

Sal said...

I hope you start feeling better soon I am just getting my 2nd cold of the season.

Your bonus had me laughing out loud. Such a cute child!

Happy TMI!