The "Inspiring" Video Is Out of Beta and Has Gone Public

It's from every girl's¹ favorite introverted exhibitionist, Semi-Celibate Man. Enjoy!
¹And more than a few guys, I'm guessing.

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Appetizer
What do you consider to be the ultimate snack food?

Chips and Heluva Good French Onion dip

Soup
On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 as highest), about how popular is your last name?

According to NameStatistics.com, my maiden name is #2707 and less than .005% of Americans have this last name, so not at all common; my married name is #1285, far more common, but still only .01% of Americans have this last name. (I use the two together, but not hyphenated, such as Anne Morrow Lindberg, but not Morrow-Lindberg. And if you don't know who she is, ask Google).

IDK, how does that translate to a 1 to 10 scale?

Salad
Who is your all-time favorite sitcom character, and why?

J.D. on Scrubs. Not as colorful as some others, but way cool.

Main Course
Do you shop online? If so, name some sites you like to browse for goodies.

Yes, I've been known to shop online. Ebay (of course; who doesn't Ebay?), Amazon, Dell, and many, many others. And then there's Adam & Eve and Tara's Naughty Shop and Xandria Collection . . .

Dessert
Fill in the blank: I think ___________ should be ___________.

I think Paris Hilton should be thrown back in the hoosegow where she belongs. (Medical release my dimpled ass.)

And to ruin any feast you might have been planning at McDonald's, read this. Quarter Pounder with Edible Polymer just doesn't have that same ring to it, does it?