Is it a sex blog? A mommy blog? A bitch & moan blog? Um, . . . yeah. This is my place to be totally honest. In my real life, I feel like I'm always lying to somebody about something. Here, I am totally honest. Brutally so. However, no matter what bad things I say about my kids, I adore them and would never ever really, say, sell them on Ebay. The husband, often referred to as Spousehole, is another story. Oh yeah - if you are under 18 (or if you are my husband), please leave now.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Happy HNT!! Parental pride edition

Boy and Girl chillin' at the park on Monday.
Sorry, nothing naughty today. I've bared enough this week.


Why do we get half-nekkid? Want to join the fun? See Os at
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Hey, I think I've got this lack of guilt thing worked out. If I were having a love affair, I think I would feel horribly guilty. But since what I did was just sex, I don't feel bad. Does that make any sense? You see, when I've been cheated on in the past, it always hurt more if the guy was actually falling in love with the other girl. Yes, physical infidelity was no walk in the park, but I could forgive and move on if it was just sex. If there was a real relationship there, it just killed me.
So, I guess now that I am the cheater, I view it through that lens. Still not making sense? Eh, I tried.
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This is for the girls only: I am freakin' miserable. Are you familiar with flooding? Have you had this issue? Everyone I talk to says it's common as one approaches menopause. WTF? I'm 39 for goodness sake! Please tell me someone else has experienced this and not been anywhere near menopause. Thanks. And I told you males to not read this. You never listen to me. And now you've got way TMI.

For mostly girls, but guys may have some ideas too: The lovely Mrs. ZigZagMan posted some questions about every girl's most loyal boyfriend, the vibrator. Go there and consider answering her questions, pretty please. You see, I'm in the market for a new battery-operated-boyfriend and am interested in your answers too. Thanks.

35 comments:

SM said...

Last place I had was an apartment. My kids miss that. Looks like yours enjoy the water too! HHNT!

oldfashionmomma said...

kids + water = heavy sleepers at night = relaxed mom lol

happy hnt

Jorge said...

that looks fun Happy HNT

rob said...

Nice kids, doing real summer kid stuff.

I enjoyed the last two posts too. I thought I was open, but compared to you I'm closed uptight. Good for you!

me said...

brill

HHNT!

JeannieGrrl said...

They're so beautiful! ♥ Happy Solstice & HHNT!

MizMouth said...

They are so cute! I love running through the sprinklers...lol Although I look kind of funny doing it now... :) Happy HNT!

Vixen said...

HappyHNT! That looks like so much fun!

Zoely said...

lol...looksl like fun!
HHNT!

bsoholic said...

Fun times!

Happy HNT :)

Bella said...

Thats my kind of summer fun!
They are adorable, Happy HNT

ATLLG said...

water park LG job = sweet

nothing like summer and water to make kids happy ( crazy but happy )

HHNT!

AndyT13 said...

Cute! HHNT!

tkkerouac said...

Very sweet!!!!!!!
Happy HNT!

twg said...

Looks like they're having a lot of fun ... and that's a very good thing:) Happy HNT!

Lapis Ruber said...

Oh for the days when getting wet like that was the best fun you could have. HHNT

Trueself said...

Cute kids!!

I completely understand that no guilt thing. I see it through similar eyes. Just be careful out there. I didn't set out to fall in love with anyone else either, but. . .

m_o_o_nspells said...

Like trueself said, be careful because this is not a long-term solution, although I thought it was (you can read where that got me). My advice (not that you're asking for it)? GET OUT NOW! Save yourself the huge damage to your self-esteem and the guilt that probably will eventually come from staying and hurting him (because you will)...you deserve much more than you're getting from the sound of it. And things at home will probably not get BETTER now that you are getting some of what you need elsewhere...you'll just wonder more and more why HE can't give you what you need.
Don't mean to preach...just passing on what I've learned because I've gone through A LOT of pain and anguish over this stuff and I now just wish I'd left a LONG time before I did...
Anyway, HHNT and good luck with things!

Polt said...

Ew...I didn't listen to you....icky. Next time, i promise I'll listen. Cute pics, though!

HAPPY HNT!

JUnderCovers said...

Why is that I used to love running through water as a kid, but now I don't even like getting caught in a drizzle? Glad you're all having fun!

Shibari said...

HHNT! the water park looked fun!

Sinclair said...

Awww cute kidlets!!

Now go buy some Crocs!

HHNT!!

~Sin~

24crayons said...

I love summer!!!

Great kiddo pictures!

HHNT

Trueself said...

I found this interesting site regarding flooding after I went searching to find out what the hell it ment in conjunction with menopause only to find out that that's what has happened to me for years. Ha! I'm an idiot.

Anyway copy the following into your address bar and read it. It's interesting.
http://menopause.tripod.com/lblanchsite/meno/bleeding.html

BTExpress said...

Cute kids. I couldn't help but read "that part", especially after you told me not to. Lori's boss is about your age and has the same problem. Turns out it was caused by fibroids. Better get it checked out.

SeaRabbit said...

Hummm... I'm tempted to just say HHNT! but the post under it made me think... a lot... An affair can always turns into something unexpected... with or without sex... with or without feelings... My only question would be :"how your s.o. would react about learning it?"
Hard question, isn't it?
For the flooding, I have no answer... but was all my life a huge bleeder... ;-(
Good luck!

George said...

Whether it be with the hub or with the 3rd party (or anyone else for that matter) physically speaking, can you tell the difference between getting fucked or being made love to?

One is just sex while the other is ... the other.

HHNT

Amorous Rocker said...

You kids are too cute. :)

The Ogre said...

HHNT!

Thanks for stopping by and glad I was one of the favorites. :)

SIMPLY ME said...

Be very proud, cute little darlins. Happy HNT

Tricia said...

That reminds me of the summer vacations I went on as a kid. The more things change the more they stay the same.

Have a good summer!

HHNT!

Anonymous said...

I have actually met the little critters pictured here and they are really very cute. Way better looking than M-n-M. Makes yuo wonder who there real parents are.

S said...

HHNT!

Malia said...

Fun! I remember doing that at my grandparents house with an old school sprinkler and my Memaw would also let me fill up a bottle of Palmolive with water and use it as a squirt gun.

No water fun here, we are in a drought and have water restrictions. :(

Malia

Kate said...

For a vibrator, you need to know if you like it on the outside or the inside. Also, if you like it easy or hard.