Is it a sex blog? A mommy blog? A bitch & moan blog? Um, . . . yeah. This is my place to be totally honest. In my real life, I feel like I'm always lying to somebody about something. Here, I am totally honest. Brutally so. However, no matter what bad things I say about my kids, I adore them and would never ever really, say, sell them on Ebay. The husband, often referred to as Spousehole, is another story. Oh yeah - if you are under 18 (or if you are my husband), please leave now.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

TMI Tuesday - On Wednesday!!

1. Does the carpet match the drapes?

Currently carpet-free, but when there's carpet it's not usually as red as the drapes. Always been that way. Not sure what's up with that.

2. Have you ever used personal information about someone to blackmail them?

No, but I sure could have!!

3. What is your favorite thing to lick?

His name is . . . Chocolate Monster ice cream!! Though there are other things I like to lick as well . . . can you say "oral fixation?"

4. Have you ever had sex in a place of worship? (i.e., church, temple, mosque, etc.)

No, but I've gotten to approx. 2nd base in a church; church CAMP, whole different story

5. If you watch video porn, do you buy it in a store, from a catalog, online, or download it? LINK!!! ;)

My husband downloads enough for 100 people!! Problem is, it's all crap -LOL. I prefer to buy online, but have been known to occasionally purchase something at the local naughty store. I love Netflix - is there anything like it for porn? Perhaps we should start something. Put everyone's collections together (oh, you people with hundreds of discs know who you are . . . ) and we could score some serious cash. No, really.

Bonus (as in optional): How often, if ever, do you "fake it?"

Used to pretty regularly as an ego boost for my partner, until I decided that life is too short for that. Now it's once in a blue moon.


SlipOfAGirl said...

Hey, I've heard redheads have that problem -- not that many admit it ;)

Happy TMI!

Nocturnal said...

Good call on faking it, that should be genuine.

ZigZagMan said...

:)...redhead?? *PERK*!! Happy TMI! :)

stanglover64 said...

Happy TMI! I agree with the bonus - life is too short!

Edtime Stories said...

great tmi... chocolate ice cream monster?

Anonymous said...

Life is definitely too short. And you've been tagged :)

Vexxxy said...

Churchcamp too huh? The nastiest stuff always happened at churchcamp.... uh... so I've been told.
Happy belated TMI!

Anonymous said...

Try It's a lot like Netflix.

Great answers, as always!

Happy TMI --

SM said...

Yes, there is something like Netflix for porn. It's called Check it out! We sure do! :)

ArtfulSub said...

Happy late TMI. Not sure if Church Camp counts.


crse said...

I would TOTALLY count church camp!

Sockpuppet said...

happy late TMI thanks for checking ming out..