TMI Tuesday! on Wednesday!

1. What is the meanest thing you've ever done/said to a lover/loved one?

I told my husband that I had "settled" for him. I took it back, but the damage was done. (He says even worse things to me on a regular basis and NEVER apologizes or takes them back).

2. Have you ever had sex on an elevator?

Intercourse? No. Oral . . . maybe. A lady would never tell . . . Oh, who am I kidding? I lived in a big city high-rise for three years. I think it's a requirement when you live in a high-rise building. :)

3. Have you ever lied about a rash and said it was a birthmark? OR Have you ever lied about a birthmark and said it was a rash?

No. I did try to pass off a scar as a birthmark. How I got the scar is not a fun story, so you won't hear it today.

4. Have you ever had sex on a beach or in the water at a beach/pool?

Yes, I've learned the hard way that sex on the beach leads to sand in places I do not want to have sand. But in the water, far enough out that people can't see exactly what you're doing but you're still not technically alone, wowza! I guess I really get off on "getting away with something."

5. How old are you? How old do you feel? =P

I am, *gulp*, 39. And forty is coming up a little too quickly for my taste. How I feel depends on the day. In my head, I still see myself as anywhere from 19 to 25. I think that's when I looked and felt my best, so that's where my mind is stuck.

6. Have you or your partner been injured so badly during sex that you/they had to go to the hospital?

Oh yeah. When we had been married about 8 months, my husband and I had spent a long weekend at my parents' house. There was never really any privacy there, so we were anxious to get busy when we got home. Undressing as we went up the stairs, kissing hungrily, hands everywhere - you get the idea. The sex was athletic, acrobatic, and, ultimately, dangerous. I moved forward as he moved in to kiss me and WHAM! My forehead, his nose. Blood everywhere, nose crooked. We ended up spending the next few hours in the emergency room. It was broken, but good. Every nurse, doctor, or aide started off by asking, "How did this happen?" By the end of the night we thought it was pretty funny. He still likes to tell people how I broke his nose. Including my parents and our pastor.

7. Have you been to a strip club or "titty bar"? (Hooters does NOT count.) If so, did you get a lap dance?

Went just once; no lap dance. A good friend of mine in law school danced at a club in Windsor, Ontario. (She didn't need the money; claimed it was an artistic outlet. I think she was just an exhibitionist.) She insisted that another female friend and I come see her dance. We recruited a male friend (females couldn't enter without a male escort. I guess they don't want hookers poaching their customers) to accompany us. There were a bunch of guys from our class there for a bachelor party. That was awkward at first, but then we relaxed and had a good time. I didn't really find it erotic, even though I often find other women extremely attractive. It was weird to see my friend, since she didn't wear makeup or do anything with her hair on a daily basis. Seeing her made up with her hair curled was just odd. Seeing her naked was no big - been there, done that (that's a story for another day . . .) Windsor was fun because they have full nudity and liquor. In Michigan, it's one or the other. If the dancers go fully nude, you can't have a liquor license. If you serve liquor, nudity is restricted.
I would consider going to a strip club again with a male who was really into it. It wouldn't be in my town, however, since our city council has enacted the most draconian strip club rules ever. No lap or table dances, dancers must stay at least 6 feet from patrons at all times, and genitals, nipples and areoli have to be covered at all times. Um, hello? Where's the fun in that?

I did see guys dance once, but that was really cheesy. You know they're all gay (not that there's anything wrong with that) and it didn't really do much for me.

Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever had a "blog crush" (i.e., a crush on someone, of whatever gender, that you haven't met in person but only know through their blog)? Who? (Link, please, if you dare!) =P

I have three:

JeannieGrrl - she's just one awesome chick! I think we'd totally hang out if we were anywhere near one another. We've got enough in common to be friends, enough differences to have something to talk about. I can picture hanging with her and discussing feminism, religion, sex, love, parenting, and colonoscopies. It would be cool.

Semi-Celibate Man: Nekkid pictures aside, one of the sexiest male minds in the blogosphere. He's open and comfortable with his sexuality and that's very sexy. And then we're back to the nekkid pix . . . Anyway, I think he would be a great person with whom to sit and have a drink and a great conversation.

Erik of One of These Nights: Oh.My.God. He is hotter than hot. Totally a BILF. I don't want to have a conversation with him. Oh no, I have so many other things in mind . . .

Happy TMI!
(B in BILF = blogger)