Is it a sex blog? A mommy blog? A bitch & moan blog? Um, . . . yeah. This is my place to be totally honest. In my real life, I feel like I'm always lying to somebody about something. Here, I am totally honest. Brutally so. However, no matter what bad things I say about my kids, I adore them and would never ever really, say, sell them on Ebay. The husband, often referred to as Spousehole, is another story. Oh yeah - if you are under 18 (or if you are my husband), please leave now.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Unconscious Mutterings

Unconscious Mutterings - come play with us!

  1. Signature :: move

  2. Olympics :: sport (though I simultaneously thought "Faux-pening Ceremonies")

  3. 100% :: pure

  4. Damn! ::That was Good!

  5. Gold :: standard

  6. Fresh and natural :: douche commercial

  7. Fraction :: -al ownership

  8. Hurry :: up and wait

  9. Summer :: ville

  10. 29th :: birthday; again

To blog is a self-invasion of privacy


sandy shoes said...

I'm so glad it wasn't just me with the douche commercial... I was going to feel pretty weird if everyone else said "vegetables" or something.

Polt said...

I laughed at #4 and cringed at #6. Ewwww. :)


Trueself said...

Okay, my brain went just a bit wacky on some of these. My list:

Signature: Montgomery Ward
Olympics: Dream Team
100%: A+
Damn!: Shit!
Gold: Platinum
Fresh and Natural: Orange Juice
Fraction: Decimal
Hurry: Do your business (the first being what my SIL told her dog for the same thing we use the second)
Summer: Flowers
29th: Friday (well, it is this month, and I have plans on that evening so that was the first thing that came to mind)

Excuse the long comment. I'm lonely today and spending much too much time talking to my blog friends.