Is it a sex blog? A mommy blog? A bitch & moan blog? Um, . . . yeah. This is my place to be totally honest. In my real life, I feel like I'm always lying to somebody about something. Here, I am totally honest. Brutally so. However, no matter what bad things I say about my kids, I adore them and would never ever really, say, sell them on Ebay. The husband, often referred to as Spousehole, is another story. Oh yeah - if you are under 18 (or if you are my husband), please leave now.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

TMI Tuesday

Come play with us!

1. How many credit cards do you own? Are they paid off?

Zero. No credit cards, only debit. Our only debt is our house and one of the cars. We are trying to be responsible with our money.

2. Can you be in love with someone you don't trust?

Yes, but you can't be happy.

3. Should prostitution be legal?

Yes. It would be safer for the prostitutes and taxing it would be a source of income for the government (I know my local government could use some new revenue about now!)

4. On a scale of 1-10, how good of a lover do you think you are? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest)


5. What are three mistakes someone could make on the first date with you that would automatically make you turn down a second date with them?

A very bad thing would be to be rude to or undertip the server if we go out to eat. That is a major turn-off.

Also bad would be to chew with his mouth open or otherwise have atrocious manners. That's so disgusting!!

The absolute worst thing a date could do would be to smoke. If he pulls out a cigarette, I'm done, right then and there.

Bonus (as in optional): Tell us about your worst date ever.

It's been so long, I don't remember details. I just recall that he was rude, thought he was "all that" because he was very muscular (steroids!), dictated what movie we would go to and it was something that didn't appeal to me at all, put his hand on my thigh in the movie despite my giving off "so not attracted to you" vibes all night, and was just a real asshole in every way. Why did I go out with him to begin with? I knew him several years before when he was a sweet, nice, kind of chubby guy in my German class in high school. Boy had he changed!

Well, there was also the one where I was raped, but let's not go into that today.


Vixen said...

I have a feeling you are higher than a 6. Just a hunch. ;)

Totally agree with you on #5. HUGE turn offs!

HappyTmi :)

Desmond Jones said...

#1 - Wow, good for you; I am impressed. I wish I had that kind of fiscal discipline. . .

#4 - Honestly, I wouldn't have any idea how to answer this. Molly and I are the only lovers each other has ever known, so there's not much by way of comparison. But whatever number means 'absolutely satisfying, fulfilling, and life-giving', sign us up for that. . .

Bonus - Funny; I was just last night telling my high-schoolers about the time my prom date went home with another guy. . .

Biscuit said...

Forgot about the manners thing. So agree with that!!

ATLLG said...

Your answer are RIGHT ON!


Craze said...

Yay for no credit cards! I agree, prostitution should be legal!

Val said...

I think you are short-changing yourself by rating yourself a "6"...
You give good head, for God's sake!?!

Ms. Inconspicuous said...

Ugh, bad manners and undertipping. No thank you. Good answers. And pulling out a cigarette? Not a deal-breaker for me, but definitely a total turn-off.

Happy TMI.

SeaRabbit said...

Same as Vixen... I bet you are much more than a 6... just need to find the right one... ;-)
Happy TMI!

Old Knudsen said...

If you are American as you claim to be then why don't you have more debt and why aren't you saying yer a 10? I'm about 15.

Amorous Rocker said...

#1, good for you! Atrocious manners and rude to the staff or being a cheapskate are all turn offs indeed. Great answers, like always. Happy late TMI.