Is it a sex blog? A mommy blog? A bitch & moan blog? Um, . . . yeah. This is my place to be totally honest. In my real life, I feel like I'm always lying to somebody about something. Here, I am totally honest. Brutally so. However, no matter what bad things I say about my kids, I adore them and would never ever really, say, sell them on Ebay. The husband, often referred to as Spousehole, is another story. Oh yeah - if you are under 18 (or if you are my husband), please leave now.

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

TMI Tuesday

Come play with us!

1. How many cell phones have you had? How long have you had your current cell phone number?

5, I think, starting with a bag phone way back when (1992?), with the lead acid battery that weighed a ton or so. I've had my current number for almost 7 years. I've had the same damn handset that long as well. How sad is that?

2. Where was the last place you had sex?

PiC's house, in the bed he shares with his wife. That's awful, isn't it?
Also awful is that it has been almost 6 weeks and I'm really, really horny lately.

3. On a scale of 1-10, how satisfied are you with your love life? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest)

2. That's overall. My sex life is -5, but love is pretty good right now. In fact, Spousehole sent me a Mother's Day/Anniversary gift and it's nice JEWELRY and he sent a sweet card and note with it. He tells me he loves me every time we talk on the phone and sounds like he really means it. We are closer than we've been in a long, long time, even though he is physically 1100 miles away.

4. Does Bliss sound like a fun game to you? Have you ever played it?

Never heard of it before today. After checking out the website, it does sound like fun. I doubt I could get Spousehole to play it though. He takes sex so damn seriously.

5. Is there anything or anyone you would be willing to die for?

My children. I'll do anything for them.

Bonus (as in optional): If you were (or had) a magic genie and could only grant wishes for others and you only had three left, what would they be and who would they be for?

For my sister to find a high-paying, fulfilling job once she finishes school this summer. (The factory where she worked closed and she is getting retraining courtesy of Congress' NAFTA-TAA retraining initiative for workers "displaced" by their companies moving to Mexico for cheaper labor).

For my parents to win the lottery (and no, the fact that my sis and I would inherit any leftovers is NOT a factor!).

For Spousehole to be happy (because when he's happy, the kids and I are happy)


Macabre Girl said...

Nice answers. Happy tmi!

G-Man said...

Hopeful Bunny...xox

Amorous Rocker said...

Happy TMI Bunny! =) Have a great day. Xo.

Flyinfox_SATX said...

Just stoppin by to wish you a happy TMI. Good post today...


Semiresponsive said...

My mom had one of those bag phones when I was 10 or 12, somewhere in there. I remember thinking how much that thing rocked. Technology is freaking amazing! Happy TMI!

Vixen said...

...uh's not awful that you are terribly horny after having sex last 6 wks ago. What is awful is that it's been that long. GAH! ((((you)))



Big Kahuna said...

Hi Bunny - Long time since my last visit. I remember those 10 pound cell phones......aand how cool someone was if they had one!!!!

Sorry to hear Spousehole is still being Spousehole but sound like you have a partner in crime to help you through

Happy TMI

Big Kahuna said...

Vixen - When I was married, sex three times in a year was a busy year and 10-15 months between encounters was not uncommon.

Glad that is not the case with my Babushka - actually the opposite is true now (I am not complaining)

Pluff said...

Six WEEKS?!?! Egads!! Sending some positive sex mojo your way!

Happy TMI!

Old Knudsen said...

I blame the breakdoon of sex on weemen in a marriage, as soon as they get that ring on yer ringer that's it.

Weemen are like vacuum cleaners after a while they stop sucking. I'm a Hornivore we should mate er meet.

Em said...

Six weeks. I hear ya....been that long for me too. :(