TMI Tuesday!!

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1. Who did you think you would marry in elementary school?

Chip Jones.

2. Which muppet is your favorite? Why?

Beaker. The interactions between Bunson and Beaker just crack me up. (I'm rather easily amused, I suppose.) But I also really like the Swedish Chef, Stadler & Waldorf, and Animal. But somebody get rid of Fozzie Bear - please! However . . .

You Are Scooter

Brainy and knowledgable, you are the perfect sidekick. You're always willing to lend a helping hand. In any big event or party, you're the one who keeps things going. "15 seconds to showtime!"

The Muppet Personality Test

3. Which politician would you most like to screw? [For pleasure or revenge]

Thomas Jefferson. What's not to like? He was intelligent, he had that funky red hair (I've never been with a red-head), and he had a really cool house. If it has to be someone currently walking the earth, I'd say Bill Clinton or maybe John Edwards (corrupt him a little).

4. How did you first find the g-spot?

When I do I'll let you know. Want to help me look?

5. What is the best costume you've ever worn?

Probably the slutty witch costume I wore Halloween 1992. It looked good and got the desired result from Scott, the guy I was lusting for at the time. And the look I got from my doorman when I stumbled home at 11:00 am the next morning (I didn't exactly have something else to wear home) was priceless.
Edit: The costume was a clingy black dress, very low cut, with a shredded hem, kind of like an Elvira costume, with less stunning cleavage and a larger waist :( Red pumps with 4" heels (the "fuck-me" pumps) and black fishnet stockings, snake bracelet (wrapped several times around my wrist/arm), large-ish pentagram necklace, classic witch hat, big slutty hoop earrings, and a broom.

Bonus (as in optional):Does pornography liberate or deteriorate society?

Wow. Kind of hard to answer shortly and succinctly. In theory it can do both, but in practice it has probably deteriorated society. It has contributed greatly to the objectification and diminution of women. It can lead to unrealistic sexual expectations in both genders. Erotica, as opposed to porn, is perhaps more liberating.