Is it a sex blog? A mommy blog? A bitch & moan blog? Um, . . . yeah. This is my place to be totally honest. In my real life, I feel like I'm always lying to somebody about something. Here, I am totally honest. Brutally so. However, no matter what bad things I say about my kids, I adore them and would never ever really, say, sell them on Ebay. The husband, often referred to as Spousehole, is another story. Oh yeah - if you are under 18 (or if you are my husband), please leave now.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

TMI Tuesday!!

It's TMI Tuesday! Click the "I kiss and tell" icon to come play with us!!


1. Who did you think you would marry in elementary school?

Chip Jones.

2. Which muppet is your favorite? Why?


Beaker. The interactions between Bunson and Beaker just crack me up. (I'm rather easily amused, I suppose.) But I also really like the Swedish Chef, Stadler & Waldorf, and Animal. But somebody get rid of Fozzie Bear - please! However . . .
You Are Scooter

Brainy and knowledgable, you are the perfect sidekick.
You're always willing to lend a helping hand.
In any big event or party, you're the one who keeps things going.
"15 seconds to showtime!"

3. Which politician would you most like to screw? [For pleasure or revenge]

Thomas Jefferson. What's not to like? He was intelligent, he had that funky red hair (I've never been with a red-head), and he had a really cool house. If it has to be someone currently walking the earth, I'd say Bill Clinton or maybe John Edwards (corrupt him a little).

4. How did you first find the g-spot?

When I do I'll let you know. Want to help me look?

5. What is the best costume you've ever worn?

Probably the slutty witch costume I wore Halloween 1992. It looked good and got the desired result from Scott, the guy I was lusting for at the time. And the look I got from my doorman when I stumbled home at 11:00 am the next morning (I didn't exactly have something else to wear home) was priceless.
Edit: The costume was a clingy black dress, very low cut, with a shredded hem, kind of like an Elvira costume, with less stunning cleavage and a larger waist :( Red pumps with 4" heels (the "fuck-me" pumps) and black fishnet stockings, snake bracelet (wrapped several times around my wrist/arm), large-ish pentagram necklace, classic witch hat, big slutty hoop earrings, and a broom.

Bonus (as in optional):Does pornography liberate or deteriorate society?

Wow. Kind of hard to answer shortly and succinctly. In theory it can do both, but in practice it has probably deteriorated society. It has contributed greatly to the objectification and diminution of women. It can lead to unrealistic sexual expectations in both genders. Erotica, as opposed to porn, is perhaps more liberating.

20 comments:

~d said...

*Chip Jones, or CHIPPER Jones?

*I dig the scef to...(eeble scheeble snorfle)
*Go Jefferson!
Got any pics of your 1992 costume?!

Oh, and I like your answer about pornography. Looks like you thought about this one.

Stealth said...

Yeah I want pictures too!!!

Happy TMI!

ArtfulSub said...

I'm noticing a disturbing TMI pattern concerning John Edwards.

You know he's gay, right?

Happy TMI

Weekends Off said...

I love the answers, and Beaker!!! I can't believe I forgot about Beaker!

Uhave said...

OMG...as one Beeker lover to another, you have to go here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbItoJlfSyI

And just because I am an even bigger dork who loves just anything muppets:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWIq-n3k1xU

BorednTalkative said...

Tony Blair? Really? Well he's not that bad but Cherie is scary. Happy TMI!

Sheen V said...

Yes, we need pictures. And I volunteer to help you with #4.

David said...

I had a co-worker who we nicknamed Beaker because he sort of looked like him. The co-worker never figured out why we called him that.

SlipOfAGirl said...

I could use my imagination just fine if you'd at least describe the costume... Slutty what? lol

According to the quiz you posted, I am Miss Piggy... Hi-ya! (Insert karate chop here).

Happy TMI, Bunny!

Big Kahuna said...

Bunny,

Love your answers, especially the bonus. Making the distinction between erotica and porn makes sense.

Regarding #4 - Lots of volunteers but if they are like me they could not find it with a map but rather need your expert direction :-)

Happy TMI

Vixen said...

Oh I LOVED Beaker!

Um, yeah, I so want to see pictures too!!!!

HappyTMI!

Shibari said...

LOL BEAKER!!!!!! the best... too f-n funny...
xoxo

Joana said...

Ah, I want to see a picture of the costume!

Your answer for pornography was very well thought out. And I agree, there is a lot of objectification of women in it.

Happy TMI!

Samantha said...

Too bad Chip never got to see the cosstume ;o) Happy TMI!

SeaRabbit said...

Wow! You are my first who get a politician!!! I'm impressed... and yes, the bonus is quite an heavy one... ;-)
HTMI!

Brooke said...

I forgot about the Chef. Bork! Bork! Bork!
You asked about my costume. It was actually labeled as a pilgrim costume, but I made a few changes. The length in the back was at mid-calf and the length in front was at thigh level. Add thigh highs, heels, chandelier earrings, hooker makeup and the tie bonnet - slutty Amish woman.

Jon Galt said...

Great answers as always. The dress sounds, uber-sexy! And, I love the thought you gave the Bonus Answer. Well said.

Happy TMI!!!

George said...

Really great answer for the bonus. And I completely forgot Beaker, Stadler & Waldorf ... I gave my answer as Swedish Chef at Shibari's ... we can have more than one, right?

Cosima said...

:) You are the first on my TMI travels to want a politician... but Jefferson is a good choice, hell yes.

Happy HNT!

Cali Girl said...

LOL... Beaker is so cute!! Good pick!!

I would've loved to see that costume :)

Great answers.. Happy TMI!