Is it a sex blog? A mommy blog? A bitch & moan blog? Um, . . . yeah. This is my place to be totally honest. In my real life, I feel like I'm always lying to somebody about something. Here, I am totally honest. Brutally so. However, no matter what bad things I say about my kids, I adore them and would never ever really, say, sell them on Ebay. The husband, often referred to as Spousehole, is another story. Oh yeah - if you are under 18 (or if you are my husband), please leave now.

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

TMI Tuesday#99 and Dorky Tuesday!!

Dorky Tuesday pic is below TMI! Prepare for major dorkiness . . .

It's TMI Tuesday! Click the "I kiss and tell" icon to come play with us!!


1. What did you eat for dinner yesterday?

Hamburgers topped with blue cheese, red onion, and baby spinach. Chips, baked beans, and Diet Coke rounded out the meal. Walked to a local ice cream shop for dessert. (Kind of lacking in veggies, eh? I did have more veggies at lunch.)

2. How much cash is in your purse/wallet right now?

Almost none - $1.38, all in change. Spousehole doesn't like me to have too much cash. He wants me to have to ask for it and justify my intended purchases. All part of being an emotionally/psychologically abusive asshole. No debit or credit card either. Or checkbook. But I can go to the bank & withdraw $$ if I need it.

3. What have you done to avoid being flirted with by someone you didn't like?

Left a party/bar at which I was otherwise having fun, had a friend run interference, gone "invisible" on Yahoo messenger, introduced my husband to the person, and finally, the one that works every time now, I start talking about my children.

4. Do you believe the theory "Once a cheater always a cheater"?

No. I believe you can rededicate yourself to a relationship or dedicate yourself to a new relationship and never cheat again.


5. Describe your sex life in two words.

Seriously lacking.

Bonus (as in optional): Would you/have you ever paid money for sex?

I have not and can't imagine I ever would. But never say never ~ after all, I will be 40 - gasp on Thursday! And I am a total dork . . .

Dorky Tuesday!!

This is recent dorkiness - didn't have to go back far (and my scanner still won't work with linux . . . ). Anyhoo, this is my mom and me in May - I'm the tall one (not a phrase a 5'2" woman gets to use much). I was staying at her house to escape my husband and kids and I put on this cat shirt after I showered. My mom saw and when she emerged from her shower, she had on the same shirt. Apparently when she gave me one, she bought one for herself.

It gets worse. I figured on just hanging around the house that day, that's why I wore the shirt. But no-o-o-o, we actually went out to eat in our matching white-trash cat shirts. Oh yes, it wasn't dorky enough to have matching shirts, we had to wear them in public. I tried to change and my mother wouldn't hear of it. She was paying, so I kept it on. My nephew thought it was cool, but my sister was mortified. She didn't want to be seen in public with us, but again Mom was paying and it was the cool Irish pub downtown . . . so she tolerated it.

Dorky Tuesday is the latest game organized by Os, of HNT fame. Go give the O-man some dorky love!

21 comments:

Weekends Off said...

"I start talking about my children"

bwhahahahahahahah

oh now that was a great answer!!!

ArtfulSub said...

Happy TMI. Great answers, especially #3! I answered your fine interview questions!

Dial-Up Princess said...

happy tmi

SeaRabbit said...

Your #2 makes me very sad... what a way to claim some power!
I know how right you are on #4... It's a love thing... ;-) and I can only wish your #5 will find it's counterpart in not long... ;-)
Happy TMI anyway...

Jon Galt said...

Great ways to put the kaibosh on the unwanted flirting!!!

Fantastic, as always,
Happy TMI!!!

Polt said...

Seriously lacking is both funny and sad.....

But talking about your children is just hiLARious!

HUGS...

Osbasso said...

I like when the dorkiness hits the level that other family members don't ever want to be seen with you again!

Slick said...

Nobody ever flirts with me anyway....

Joana said...

lol, well at least I'm not the only one who doesn't like to do the whole "matching mom and daughter" act. -_-;

Awesome answers this week Bunny, especially the last part on number three. I confess that number two pissed me off though. I don't think anyone should be controlling in a relationship. A relationship should be about compromise. grrr. what an ass he is!

Happy (upcoming) Birthday and Happy TMI!

Mike Y said...

Mmm... my kind of dinner on #1.

And I'm with you on the turning 40 thing. I hit it on the 20th. I guess I'll see if I handle it well.

Z said...

Happy Birthday for Thursday - being 40 is great. I recommend it.

Sheen V said...

I'm on the other side of 40 (almost 41), and I'm having just as much fun! Just please, please don't wear those shirts in public again! lol You'll give the "over 40" crowd a bad name! lol

Enyo said...

Wow. I think I would erm...starve instead of dressing like mom...lol. I'm not sure I could handle the....attention of it all...especially at someplace I might have to go again.

Amorous Rocker said...

Your dinner didn't sound bad either. I love burgers with baby spinach on them, mmm. Your #3 cracked me up! Lol. Great answers. Happy TMI!

Your Dorky Tuesday post was GREAT, lol! I loved it anyway. I can see my mom doing something like that... not letting me change. Luckily my mom doesn't buy me clothes or much else so I would never have that problem anyway. Dorky indeed. That looks like it could be fun to play.

Oh and since I probably won't be on a computer to come by on Thursday to wish you a good one... Happy Birthday pretty lady!! I hope it's a good one at least. =o)

Happy Tuesday!

Gracie said...

I'm late and only stopping in at a few places today... You're one ;) So let that make up for our differing opinions on #4 lol

crse said...

HA!!! Youve left but have you ever done the fake leave? Its bold, but quite cutting edge! I heart the cat shirts.

The Broken Blogger said...

"I start talking about my children" LOL! That is classic. I can imagine it would work everytime. We have a regular woman in our bar, she comes in about 4 times a week for a couple martinis after work. She's 43 and very attractive. She either launches in to really gross stories involving her visits with her gynocologist or gets out pictures of her kids and starts talking about them. Both tactics always seem to work well for her from that I have seen. :]

Great answers Bunny! As always. I know it is early but Happy Birthday! :]

Vixen said...

Love your TMI answers!

That's not so dorky! :)

HappyTMI!

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Chickie said...

Heh, the shirts reminds me of me and my mom. She watches takes care of elderly people and one of them would make t-shirts painted with puff-paint pictures and give them to my mom who would give them to me. I'd only wear them when I visit her and she always wears hers then too.

Cali Girl said...

Great TMI answers!

I actually think the shirt is quite cute :)

Happy TMI!