Is it a sex blog? A mommy blog? A bitch & moan blog? Um, . . . yeah. This is my place to be totally honest. In my real life, I feel like I'm always lying to somebody about something. Here, I am totally honest. Brutally so. However, no matter what bad things I say about my kids, I adore them and would never ever really, say, sell them on Ebay. The husband, often referred to as Spousehole, is another story. Oh yeah - if you are under 18 (or if you are my husband), please leave now.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

TMI Tuesday!! #100!!!

It's TMI Tuesday! Even if you don't usually play, play today to celebrate #100! Click the "I kiss and tell" icon to come play with us!!


1. Where was the first place you ever had sex?


The actual first time: My friend's boyfriend's house, in his little brother's bedroom. Eww!
The second time, but the first time I was in love and it was wonderful: boyfriend's bedroom in his parent's house.

2. Does size matter? (open to interpretation boys and girls)


Penis size? Yes, it does, to some extent. I'll take short and thick over long and skinny any day! Seriously too large can be scary; teeny-tiny (like the size of my pinky finger - and yes, I've experienced this) isn't too thrilling either. Just about anything in between monster and miniscule is great, so long as it is attached to a giving, enthusiastic partner.

Overall body size? I'm not too terribly picky in this area either, though I can't say I've ever been with a seriously overweight guy. As for height, I've dated guys from 5'6 to 6'7" and prefer someone in the 5'9 to 6'2" range, but I'm really not too picky. But at 5'2" I find that being with REALLY tall guys presents some logistical issues.

Overall, however, intelligence, enthusiasm, and a sense of humor are far more important to me than height, weight, or penis size.

3. Have you ever had sex in your office or your place of employment?

Yes.

4. Ever been skinny dipping?

Yes. In a pool, Lake Michigan, and Lake Huron.

5. Top or bottom?


Yes. Sometimes I want to ride, sometimes I want to lay back and enjoy the ride. Either way is A-okay with me!

Bonus: Where were you September 11, 2001? What were you doing when you first heard about the twin towers?

Driving in my car with my 9 month-old son. I had to pull over and call my husband, I was so shaken up. As a new mother, I was horrified that I brought an innocent child into such an evil world. I was devastated and terrified for him. I also know a lot of people in NYC and someone who was posted at the Pentagon, so I was scared and worried for them as well. We walked around the mall (our destination at the time) in a daze and went to Sears to watch the coverage on TV. I was crying and sick to my stomach so we just went home without meeting our play group at the play area.

14 comments:

Dial-Up Princess said...

i can definitely relate to the second half of #2 and #5 and absolutely the bonus....happy tmi....

my answers are on the comment section of the tmi blog...

ArtfulSub said...

Happy TMI. I found a website with about 100 University of Michigan Jokes for you!

Valyna said...

pinky finger... yep, I've been there before. :-/


It's so interesting reading about where everyone was 6yrs ago today, lord knows no one will ever forget where they were that day. Regardless of the situations we were in, we were all sharing the same numbness and dispair. Thank you for sharing yours. :)

Sheen V said...

I'm in your height range!!

Ron Burgundy said...

I'm with you on #5. Thanks for sharing.

Cali Girl said...

lol, I'm 5'4" and I usually end up with guys around 6'4"-6'6".. I love tall men!

Great answers!!!

Happy TMI!

Kiki said...

Happy TMI!

Great answers! I think you said is so nicely - "between monstrous and miniscule"

crse said...

You know? That time was so different for me, because of what i do for a living. THere was no time for grief and i was not a part of that national connection as the country watched in horror. I was too busy trying to keep little heads out of despair to join in. It was realy odd. Interestingly, I found out five days after 9-11 that i was pregnant. I think those of us pregnant (or new moms) during that time had another completely unique experience. Thanks for making me think buddy!

Amorous Rocker said...

Fantastic #2! All of your answers were good ones though. Happy TMI!

SeaRabbit said...

Reallyy your #1 and 2...
Happy TMI!

Loving Annie said...

Good Tuesday evening to you, Bunny !

I totally agree with you on the size thing.

I like them at least 4" taller than me, but 8" is nice (i'm 5'8")...
and since I exercise 5 times a week, I like a guy who exercises as well... and yeah, the personality qualities that you mentioned are crucial... Good point.

I had sex in my office once. Risky but fun. Glad I didn't get caught and fired....

Both top and bottom.... Usually more of a bottom...

I had just come home from a walk when my best friend called and told me to turn on the television. All the planes had already hit/crashed in the last few minutes...
I had friends and relatives in New York who worked there. Very sad....

Vixen said...

Your description of what you were doing when you heard about 9-11 gave me chills.

So sad.

HappyTMI!

Shibari said...

LOVE the answers how awesome... :) hope your Tuesday ROCKED... xo

Jon Galt said...

Great answers, as always!

... sex with your boyfriend in his little brother's room... what the?
I'm not gonna ask, lol!!!

Happy TMI