Is it a sex blog? A mommy blog? A bitch & moan blog? Um, . . . yeah. This is my place to be totally honest. In my real life, I feel like I'm always lying to somebody about something. Here, I am totally honest. Brutally so. However, no matter what bad things I say about my kids, I adore them and would never ever really, say, sell them on Ebay. The husband, often referred to as Spousehole, is another story. Oh yeah - if you are under 18 (or if you are my husband), please leave now.

Saturday, September 22, 2007

A Rare Saturday Post

Why am I posting on a Saturday? I don't really know. Got nothing to say. I am bored out of my freakin' mind. My son has been sick for a couple days (vomiting, diarrhea, and now a fever) and I'm stuck at home taking care of him. I hate being cooped up in the house. Spousehole did a charity walk-thingy today and went out to lunch with a bunch of people, while I cleaned up diarrhea and vomit messes. And he can't understand why I just want to get the heck out of Dodge for awhile. Besides, he's playing Halo now and can't be bothered to watch the kids. Joy.

I think I'm restless because I've been incredibly horny and can't do anything about it. I have had one child or other in my presence constantly for a couple days - and I mean 24/7. I haven't had actual sex for almost a month, but hopefully that will change soon. PiC's schedule and mine just don't really match up now that school has started again. And there's someone else who is particularly fascinating to me right now that I would really love to hook up with (you know who you are), but distance is a significant issue. This all adds up to one very frustrated Bunny. Such is life.

The MSU-Notre Dame game will be on soon. Perhaps that will distract me for a while. That is, if the children will relinquish the television. Maybe if I cry the little tyrants will throw me a bone. Or maybe I'll sneak upstairs and reconnect the cable to the upstairs TV. Shhh - don't tell my husband!

Why would he disconnect the upstairs TV? I don't know. He was mad one day and disconnected it. I never bothered to ask why. His latest control move: he put a program on my computer that powers it down every 30 minutes. So if I'm chatting with you and suddenly disappear, check the clock. If it's the top or bottom of the hour, it's the automatic shutdown. I'll reappear in a minute or two.

Is it a type of Stockholm Syndrome that I've come to kind of like the automatic shutdown every 30 minutes? It reminds me to get up, move the laundry from the washer to dryer, unload the dishwasher, sweep the floors, whatever. (Though even when I was online continuously, I still did these things. It's just now I'm on a schedule.) I feel incredibly rude when I disappear when I'm chatting with someone, however.

Have a great weekend. If the Boy's illness, and thus my captivity, continues I may even be back tomorrow. (BTW, he has an appointment with the after-hours clinic this evening if he isn't feeling better.)

8 comments:

Loving Annie said...

Oh Bunny ! My empathy !

Going without sex -- and having a sick child to be sole caretaker of because the other half is being irresponsible is a serious frustration...

Good love-making gives you energy, lifts your mood, makes up for all the other little things in life that aren't so hot.

Definitely plug the cable back in to the upstairs tv...

I hope tomorrow -- and next week --are better for you and child both !

George said...

If he has stooped to putting a timer on your computer, in itself is simply a move to annoy you, you should also see if he has installed a keylogger. I will try and fins some way to see if one is loaded. A key logger records every keystroke you make ... it records passwords, your side of chat conversations, e-mails you type, etc.

I hope you get some bone in the meantime

Edtime Stories said...

I am sorry about the boy...huggggggggg
As for the sex...hmmmmm what can i do to help :)

Uhave said...

I'm w/ George...the first thing I thought of when I read your post is that if Spousehole installed the shutdown program on your computer, then I bet that's not the only program he's installed! Of course, if he's listed as the Administrator on your computer, you may not be able to download a program like spybot to check and see what else is on there...http://www-spybot.net/

crse said...

Crap, shame on him if he did install that. I LOVE how you've adapted to the shut-down. Its hilarious! Im so sorry about your sick boy. Until I had a sick child, I truly never understood what being completely drained could be.

G-Man said...

Bunny...
Sorry about your situation sweetie...We need to talk!!!

Dates Bubbas said...

What an ass. But you knew that already.

george is right - there's way more that he could have installed on your computer, and I wouldn't be a bit surprised if there isn't a keystroke logger there.

So what's keeping you from installing some kind of shutdown device on his computer so that it fucks up his Halo game?

The last question: You put up with this control-freak why?

Sue said...

Oh. my. God! The 30 minute shutdown would drive me insane. As it is, when I'm talking to my friend in Iraq and he's on government computers, it automatically logs him out after a certain amount of time. Usually smack dab in the middle of a great conversation. ARRRRGGG!

(Oh, and distance. Yeah. Tell me about it. Iraq is hell and away from possible and I'm sooooooo counting down the days like you wouldn't believe.)