Is it a sex blog? A mommy blog? A bitch & moan blog? Um, . . . yeah. This is my place to be totally honest. In my real life, I feel like I'm always lying to somebody about something. Here, I am totally honest. Brutally so. However, no matter what bad things I say about my kids, I adore them and would never ever really, say, sell them on Ebay. The husband, often referred to as Spousehole, is another story. Oh yeah - if you are under 18 (or if you are my husband), please leave now.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

TMI!

Wow - my favorite LifeGuard supplied this week's questions! You can copy them from him or at our regular TMI spot. Come play with us!

1. Which one turns you on more ink or piercing? Why?

Probably piercings, but it's more like which turns me off less. A few tats here and there are not a problem for me, but sleeves or tats covering large portions of skin don't really work for me. Not sure why. Lingering prejudice from my "goody-two-shoes" days, I suppose. Besides, how could a woman not love a man with piercings - he can endure pain and wears jewelry! I dated a guy in law school with his tongue pierced. O. M. G. The things he could do with that tongue stud . . .

2. What ink do you have? If none, what would you get and and where?

Zero, zip, nada. I don't think I would ever get any ink. I'm someone who rethinks things constantly, so no matter what I chose, I would come to regret it. I'm just not good with permanency.

3. What piercing do you have? If none, what would you get and and where?

Just my ears. Two holes on the left, one on the right. I am intrigued by the idea of getting a nipple piercing, but will probably never do it. I've always liked the idea of a diamond or sapphire in my nose, but that would look silly now on a 40-year-old woman.

4. Any other adornments you like to do for your lover or have then do for you?

Nothing I can think of. Well, I would like it if Spousehole had an ear pierced, but it would likely just contribute to others thinking he is gay (happens all the time).

5. Of all of the above is there anything that is an immediate turn-off?

Misogynistic or violence related tattoos, gang tats, most neck tats, poorly done tats. Facial piercings beyond nose, lip or eyebrow. Too much of anything. In this case, less is more.

Bonus (as in optional): If money/work place rules/your life/whatever {sic} what ALL would you do to your body in the name of sexual or just general adornment?

Maybe nipples pierced or a tramp stamp. That's really it. While a tongue piercing might be fun, I'm such a freak about dental health that I would never do it.

12 comments:

Mariposa said...

Our #3 are about the same only that it applies on opposite ears! LOL

Happy TMIT!

ATLLG said...

Thanks for playing along. Liked all of your answers.

Stealth said...

great answers!!! Happy TMI

The Troll said...

Grrherhahahahaahaha at #4.

Desmond Jones said...

Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!

Sorry, that's all; just

eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!

izzy said...

The boyfriend's mom got her nose pierced when she was in her thirties...

I say if you want to do it, go for it. You can always take it out.

Stephen Rader said...

Tongue piercings are HOT for the person on the receving end. Definitely!! Happy TMI!

Vixen said...

Mmm.....tongue piercings..... I spent the summer with a girl who could rock. my. world.....

oh. happyTMI ;)

Semiresponsive said...

Happy TMI!

SeaRabbit said...

Having a third ear piercing is already having one more than the usual...;-)but... you should write more about your tongue pierced boyfriend... You are giving me ideas... ;-))
Happy TMI!

Tequila Girl said...

Happy TMI!

Big Kahuna said...

Get the hole for Spousehole!!!

Thanks Bunny