Is it a sex blog? A mommy blog? A bitch & moan blog? Um, . . . yeah. This is my place to be totally honest. In my real life, I feel like I'm always lying to somebody about something. Here, I am totally honest. Brutally so. However, no matter what bad things I say about my kids, I adore them and would never ever really, say, sell them on Ebay. The husband, often referred to as Spousehole, is another story. Oh yeah - if you are under 18 (or if you are my husband), please leave now.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Wednesday Weirdness

1.) What material is your favorite for bed sheets?

Cotton, minimum 300 thread count (preferably even higher)

2.) How often do you masturbate?

Lately, about once a week. It's not easy with little kids hanging all over me most all the time. Also I just haven't been feeling terribly interested. Summer heat + kids + no co-parent present + trying to keep the house "showable" for potential buyers = not horny Bunny. Anyone want to help with this situation?

3.) What takes you the longest to do while showering? (IE shaving, washing hair, etc)

Shaving, definitely. Even just doing the lower legs and pits takes some time. Though I suppose overall conditioning my hair lasts the longest, but I put the conditioner on and then take care of things like shaving, so I'm not really doing anything while the conditioner sits there. And in this heat and humidity lately the conditioner is almost worthless. I have the crazy curly frizzy hair by 10:00 a.m. no matter what.

4.) What do you think is the right amount of foreplay? Do you spend enough time readying your partner for sex?

Depends on the situation. Sometimes hours and hours, sometimes very little. On the second question, depends on the partner. If we're talking PiC, he's generally good to go as soon as I arrive. Anticipation and all. Spousehole, it take a lot of time to cajole seduce him into thinking that sex is a good idea. In fact, I've already started on him for my upcoming trip to S.C. (I leave Friday)

5.) Who tends to initiate sex more when you are in a relationship?

With Spousehole, it's all me in the last 7 years or so. The first 2-3 years we were together it was pretty equal, but then Spousehole's interest in sex decreased significantly and it's been all me ever since.

6.) What birth control do you use?

Vasectomy. Spousehole and PiC. If I were to hook up with someone not "fixed" or about whom I had STD concerns, condoms.

7.) What is one thing your partner could do in bed that would instantly turn you off?

Call me by someone else's name. Or pass gas and hold me under the covers (see yesterday's TMI - BTW, I HATE the "f" word, so yesterday's TMI was really difficult for me. "Pass gas" "toot" "poot" are better, in my opinion. I don't let my kids say the "f" word. I swear like a sailor, but that word just irks me.)


I mentioned in my answers that I'm going to S.C. on Friday. I leave at the ass crack of dawn Friday. I have a 6:00 a.m. flight - with construction at the local airport and security stuff they recommend I be there at 4:30 a.m. at the latest. That is way too early. My seatmates better not be chatty or I might kill them. The first flight is just a short hop to a hub airport. Then I get to sit in DTW for 2 flippin' hours before my next flight leaves for S.C. My main concern is that I will fall asleep in the airport and miss my connecting flight. But these stupid waits between flights are the price one pays for a round-trip fare as low as I got for this trip. So long as NWA can keep their shit together, I'll get to S.C. before noon.

I don't come back until Wednesday next, so I may not post after tomorrow until next Wednesday. We'll see. Depends on if I can get some "alone time" with Spousehole's computer. He will be going to work on either Monday or Tuesday to give me a chance to explore the city on my own, so I may get a chance to check in then.

To blog is a self-invasion of privacy


Slick said...

It's been all you initiating with spousehole for the last 7 years???

Dang girl..

He must be masturbating A LOT more than you have been lately!

Project Christopher said...

you and I are SO not the only ones who said this, but I think it's still funny that yesterday's TMI raised such a big hoohaa on the topic, but you've answered these so very casually... :)

Enjoy SC. I know it's not what you're used to, but it's my home state and I love it. I have also come to believe that the more people like YOU move there, the greater hope it has in getting out of that Civil War mindset of bigotry and Bible Thumping.

Desmond Jones said...

See, now Molly hates both 'F-words'. . .

Amorous Rocker said...

I once found this stuff to put on my hair before drying it that did amazing at controlling frizzy hair in the heat. I have awesome wavy/curly hair that I hate. The stuff lasted for 3 months because you needed so little in your hair to work. I looked all over and never found it again. I don't even remember the name now, just that it was in a purple box with a funky design. I so wish I could find it again.

Great answers this week!

I hope your SC trip goes well!

sandy shoes said...

I hope you have a great trip... that the airlines hold up their end of the bargain and get you there and back safely and on time, that you love SC, and that you and spousehole fuck yourselves silly while you're there :).

Desmond Jones said...

6) Birth control?