MeMe, It's all about ME!

I have been a bad, bad blogger. I have failed to answer three (3!) tags!! I'm going to blogger hell for sure. Since two were the same meme, I'll just do it twice.

First, the incomparable Gretty tagged me for the Fill in the Blank meme:

1. I can’t believe I’ve never…
traveled outside of North America (I'm including the Caribbean as part of North America, whether it is or not)

2. Every time I think about … I still cringe.
all the embarassing things I did in college

3. I wish I’d …when I had the chance.
made a different career choice

4. I’ve never felt so out of place as when I…
started attending church again in my 30s

5. … is my guiltiest pleasure.
Sex with men other than my husband

6. I hope … know(s) how grateful I am for …
my parents . . . raising me in a half-way normal family, moving to Michigan from North Carolina when I was 8 (although I hated them for it at the time), and making it possible for me to get an education.

7. In my darkest hours, I secretly blame … for my dysfunction.

a lack of alcohol and cocaine

(If I just drank more it would all be okay!)...

8. … changed my life forever.

Meeting Spousehole


The lovely Amorous Chick (fka the Amorous Rocker) and the sexiest Troll I ever hope to meet both tagged me for the Six Word Memoir meme. I don't feel like re-typing how it works - just go see Mr. Troll. I wrote a few and posted them in comments on others' blogs, so if these seem familiar, that would be why:

Planned life, took detour, hopelessly lost.

Wife, Mother, Daughter; Searching for . . . Something

I'm not tagging anyone for these, because that's just the mood I'm in. If you want to give them a go, feel free and let me know!