Is it a sex blog? A mommy blog? A bitch & moan blog? Um, . . . yeah. This is my place to be totally honest. In my real life, I feel like I'm always lying to somebody about something. Here, I am totally honest. Brutally so. However, no matter what bad things I say about my kids, I adore them and would never ever really, say, sell them on Ebay. The husband, often referred to as Spousehole, is another story. Oh yeah - if you are under 18 (or if you are my husband), please leave now.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Isabella's Sex Meme

I was tagged for this meme by the literate and lovely Marcelle Manhattan and the beautiful and sexy Vixen. Go say hello to them!

This is Isabella’s Sex Meme. Anyone is welcome to steal it but you must post this rules blurb at the beginning of the meme:
1. You must include this link to Sex Talk - Sex Advice for Men.
2. You must answer every question! If you don’t have a good answer, you are strongly encouraged to make up something good; we like to be entertained.
3. You must tag three people.

1. Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?
Preferably both :-) If I have to choose, I'll take night because I can go to sleep afterward. But mornings can be fun too!

2. Better Sex Music - Sade or Marvin Gaye?
Marvin Gaye, if these are my only two choices. I generally prefer classical for romantic interludes, rock/metal or no music at all for rough, down and dirty encounters.

3. Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Videos?
Of me? Pictures. Otherwise I critique my every move later. For my viewing pleasure? Videos of other people.

4. Fabulous Sex With: Dr Doug Ross or Dr Greg House?
House, no question. I love George Clooney, but Hugh Laurie's character is far more complex, intelligent, and just plain hot. Have I mentioned before that arrogant men can be a turn-on for me?

5. Vibrator or Dildo?
Vibrator. I'm a clitoral stimulation girl.

6. Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
Lights off or at least low. I know many men disagree with this choice (Hi Ed!)

7. Word Preference: Pussy or Cunt?
Pussy, cunt is too vulgar usually, unless I'm really in the throes of a good fucking.

8. Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
How about over the knee during sex?

9. More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Aeroplane?
Elevator - more room to move.

10. Ron Jeremy or Peter North?
Peter North is slightly better looking, so I'll go with him. Like Marcelle, however, I prefer penile girth to penile length. Length is not a factor for me, but thick gets me every time.

11. Word Preference? Cock or dick?
Cock, when I'm being positive, dick when I'm being negative.

12. Linda Lovelace or Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson, though overall I prefer brunettes to blondes.

13. Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?
Rope

14. Give Rim Job or Receive Anal Sex?
Do I have to choose? I enjoy both, but I guess I'll take anal sex as it provides something for both of us.

15. Get Rich Stripping in a Skanky Bar or Get Rich as a Call Girl for Celebs?
Call girl. I'm far too uncoordinated to dance around a pole in high heels.

16. Which Threesome - Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
Both sound fabulous, but I'll take boy/boy/me. Perhaps finally fulfill my dp fantasy.

17. Flavoured Oil or Tingling Oil?
Flavoured, if we have to use one or the other, but lube is generally not a problem for me :-)

18. Pearl Necklace or Swallow?
Swallow. I'm not so much into the mess. :) Unless he's going to lick it off . . .

19. Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex With a Stranger?
Strangers watching - hot! Unless they're laughing.

20. Tied to the Bed or to a St Andrew’s Cross?
As Cake and Marcelle said: "'Jeez, Isa, I’m Welsh!' A St. Andrew Cross is simply out of the question." I also am of Welsh heritage, but I'm also lazy. I rather be laying on the bed than tied to a cross. Though I read a really hot story a while back incorporating a St. Andrew's Cross. (Be sure to read all the installments)

Who to tag, who to tag?

I'll go with Rae, Trueself, and Renee!

16 comments:

Trueself said...

Golly, I'm shocked you'd tag me for a sex meme. Okay, you didn't buy that, did you? Yeah, I knew you were smart. ;-)

Check my blog in a day or two for my answers.

Stephen Rader said...

Great answers! Especially "boy/boy/me! My sentiments EXACTLY!!!

Biscuit said...

The idea of a threesome with two guys just intimidates me so much that it makes me feel panicky. I would feel so out of control in a BAD way. Give me another girl any time. Unless I have to share her, then forget it, lol.

The Troll said...

19. Grrrherhahahahahahhahahahaha. Yeah, laughing would NOT be good.

Sheen V said...

I can help with several of them!!

Craze said...

My answers pretty much reflect yours! I think I'll steal this one!

Flyinfox_SATX said...

Bunny!

Yeah..you are hot!

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Flyinfox_SATX

sandyshoes said...

"unless they're laughing" made me laugh :).

Rae said...

ooooh! yay! i love tags...I will get on this very soon!

And i loved your answers...don't worry Jenna is a natural brunette anyway I think. (no, I swear I heard that somewhere!)

Loving Annie said...

We're practically twins - I agreed with you on 18 of the 20 ! George Clooney is my favorite, though...

Renee said...

I just love a good tagging! ;)

Mine is up.

Isabella Snow said...

I'm a sucker for arrogant men, too! And I chose Hugh, too! Thanks for doing my meme!

Vixen said...

Girth is *definitely* more important than length ;)

Marcelle Manhattan said...

I like brunettes, too. And I can't believe you're Welsh, also! I toured the entire country a few years back ... met some distant cousins, and some sheep. :)

exile said...

i agree with you, i love pussy!

G-Man said...

Sexy Bunny...xox