Is it a sex blog? A mommy blog? A bitch & moan blog? Um, . . . yeah. This is my place to be totally honest. In my real life, I feel like I'm always lying to somebody about something. Here, I am totally honest. Brutally so. However, no matter what bad things I say about my kids, I adore them and would never ever really, say, sell them on Ebay. The husband, often referred to as Spousehole, is another story. Oh yeah - if you are under 18 (or if you are my husband), please leave now.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

TMI Tuesday



1. How old were you when you first kissed a boy?

Kissed for real - 13, I think. Just goofing - early elementary school.

2. Who would play you in the movie of your life story?

Rosie O'Donnell (okay, maybe I'm not that fat . . . )

3. What is the number one thing your love/hate about gay people?

I don't think that you can really generalize about an entire population based on their sexual orientation. I like people individually, not groups. But if we are going to go with the stereotypes, I love that gay people don't have to worry about birth control when they have sex. I hate that gay people don't let me watch.

4. If you could legally get married to "the fella" - or any fella - would you?

What the f--- does this mean?

5. Have you ever worn short short shorts in public?

Duh! I was a teenage girl in the 80s!

Bonus (as in optional): Who is your favorite blogger?

He's not currently blogging, but that would have to be Semi-Celibate Man. Excellent writer, sexy, sweet, and loves his wife and kids. Plus he's a wonderful friend.

Of current bloggers, there are too many to choose from. I love Ed for his great, sexy stories and the little glimpses of himself, FADKOG and Sue are chicks who crack me up, Marcelle Manhattan is literate and sexy, Chelle tells it like it is, FTN is funny and insightful, The Silent Male always has something interesting to say and is adorable to boot, Slick is a misogynist SOB who actually loves women and is a big softie, Old Knudsen is witty and writes with a sexy accent, Rae reminds of my horny, law-student younger self, , Vixen is oh-so-hot and the coolest mom around, Jean is intelligent, beautiful, funny, and a great mom, Z makes me think while she makes me hot, Sinful is sexy and a great friend, Stephen Rader is funny and gives me a glimpse into a world not my own, Polt loves purple too - we'd be soulmates if it weren't for that whole sexual orientation thing!, Exile is too freakin' adorable for words, Christopher is tall and sexy and a wonderful writer, Joe is flirtatious, funny, and poignant (he has the only marriage more sexless than mine in the blogosphere), M. Giant was one of the first bloggers I started reading and I so want my Girl to marry his M. Small, The Troll enlightens me as to the ways of a species not my own (do I mean Trolls or conservatives - or is there a difference?), Pluff makes the idea of moving to the South much more appealing, and there are so many more!! If I didn't list you, it isn't because I don't read and love you - it's because I'm tired of typing links!!!

16 comments:

Project Christopher said...

WOW! Thanks for the shout out! Love you bunches!

for a different kind of girl said...

Thanks for the blog love! That's so sweet!

And ha! Ah, the short shorts...thank god the 80s are over. I think I left the best of my ass back there!

Edtime Stories said...

thanks for the note... I do what I do....

Slick said...

I'm so offended, I think I'll go watch random women's cleavage and whistle at them in the mall...

I'll be back. ;)

Sue said...

I'm not sure WTF #4 means either.

I was a teenage girl in the 80's but fortunately for the world I never crammed my fat ass into short shorts. Well, that I remember, anyway. ;)

Aww girl, thanks for the linky love. Glad I can keep you entertained. But does this mean I need to bring bacon when I'm in your neck of the woods? LOL!

Biscuit said...

You do like me and just make up your own interpretation of #4 :)

The Troll said...

No MM post. No Troll Report Love. Was is something I said?

Polt said...

Great answers! Loved the third one. Butcha know, I've let a str8 woman watch me have sex before. It was with her bisexual husband, but she was straight! :)

HUGS...

Macabre Girl said...

Great tmi responses! I am glad you listed so many blogs in your bonus, gives me plenty of new blogs to check out. Happy tmi.

Vixen said...

4. If you could legally get married to "the fella" - or any fella - would you?

What the f--- does this mean?


LMAO! Exactly!

You are so sweet....*blush* :)

I Smile 2 Much said...

I said the same to #4 but I didn't play. And me too on #5. Oh yes the 80's. ; )

Luv'd your #3 answer. Soo true. Except for the watching part. But only cause I've never asked before. *lol

Happy TMI 2 ya! ; )

Anonymous Boxer said...

A blog friend of Bunny's is a potential good read for me.... off to visit your favorites.

Amorous Rocker said...

Lol, you're prettier than Rosie. Love your #3 and that's a nice list of blogs in the bonus. =) Happy late TMI.

Samantha said...

lol I think #4 threw everyone ;o)

The Silent Male said...

I almost feel embarrassed with this compliment. Thank you. I'll do my best to keep living up to being adorable.

jGrrl said...

Reading this makes me want to cry, you are soo sweet. I wanted to let you know that I've moved my "life blog" to http://jeanniegrrl.blogspot.com you can follow my blogger profile to get there. I am keeping my domain but its going to be more of a "JeanZine" I guess, with arts, photography, graphics, design and commentaries about news and views and stuffs.

I'm speechless by this post hun, thank you.