Is it a sex blog? A mommy blog? A bitch & moan blog? Um, . . . yeah. This is my place to be totally honest. In my real life, I feel like I'm always lying to somebody about something. Here, I am totally honest. Brutally so. However, no matter what bad things I say about my kids, I adore them and would never ever really, say, sell them on Ebay. The husband, often referred to as Spousehole, is another story. Oh yeah - if you are under 18 (or if you are my husband), please leave now.

Friday, June 6, 2008

Child Discipline

Cattle prod or canine shock collar?

(Because apparently you can't Tase them . . . damn it)

7 comments:

The Silent Male said...

That's a really tough question. I think I would have to say it depends on the circumstances. Keeping them quiet or confined to a certain area would be the dog collars. But the quick touches for misbehaving calls for the cattle prod...

Well, hopefully they calm down soon, HUGS.

Em said...

We've debated all of those in our house. And is it really as bad as it sounds??? LOL

XI Summit said...

What ever happend to the Board of Education?

C. Blaine said...

I think that I am beginning to find the blogosphere to be addictive... since I read an AP article on debauchette I have started my own blog and keep finding literary gems like you... you have a fan!

Stones said...

Yeah, my parents stayed together because of us kids. He wouldn't take us and neither would she! When they're really little put them in overalls and hang them on hooks on the side of the house. We had an open bean ceiling and played a game where I picked them up and had them grab the beam We could have left and they'd be there when we got back. Hey! I'm only kidding! We didn't leave them there. The little lady and I are just starting to experience "Empty-nest syndrom" That's where you realize you can be naked in the house all day because there is no one else there. (You should try naked gardening)

Vixen said...

Def canine shock collar. Seems more long term effective. (lol)

The Bizza said...

Wow... can you imagine the "treatment" that so-called father will get from the inmates once the reason for his conviction comes to light?

That dude is gonna get the business in the business in the joint.

Oh, and I choose the cattle prod for its stand-off ability.