Is it a sex blog? A mommy blog? A bitch & moan blog? Um, . . . yeah. This is my place to be totally honest. In my real life, I feel like I'm always lying to somebody about something. Here, I am totally honest. Brutally so. However, no matter what bad things I say about my kids, I adore them and would never ever really, say, sell them on Ebay. The husband, often referred to as Spousehole, is another story. Oh yeah - if you are under 18 (or if you are my husband), please leave now.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

TMI Tuesday - Not Quite a Day Late, but Definitely a Dollar Short

1. Do you believe anyone truly likes their job? If so, why?
Yes, I think there are people who really truly love what they do. They eat, sleep, and breathe their profession. I am not one of those people.

2. Do you 1) live to work or 2) work to live 3) not see a difference?

I did #1 for many years, then realized I actually hated it, but was just too exhausted to notice. When I get a "real" (i.e., paying) job again, it will be #2 unless I find something extraordinary.

3. How many hours do you work a week?

4. What was your safety item (i.e. blankie) from when you were little?
I didn't have one. My sister had a "bankie" and my son has a stuffed Donald Duck (he's 7 and still diapers and babies his duck and sleeps with him most nights). My daughter just wants me as her security object (she's three - shouldn't that be waning soon?).

5. Have you ever used food during sex?
Oh yes, most definitely. A tip: do not introduce sugary items into the vagina. Yeast feeds on sugar. You have been warned.

Bonus (as in optional):What is your guilty food pleasure?
Pasta with real butter, freshly shredded parmesan cheese, freshly ground pepper, and lots of minced or pressed garlic.

Double Bonus from our inquisitors (still optional): "We are looking for suggestions. . . If someone asked for your suggestions for a butt worshiping evening (an evening devoted to butt attention), what would you suggest?"

Everything - go around the world! Stroking, digital penetration, prostate massage (for guys - duh), licking (yes I'm serious, just make sure everyone is well cleansed ahead of time), and, if everyone is comfortable, penile or dildo/vibrator penetration.
For preparation, go here because Hannah is pretty thorough (explaining and doing).


Vixen said...

I want your pasta......YUM~

Duly noted about the sugar and yeast thing. *ahem*



G-Man said...

Ass-Play Bunny...

Desmond Jones said...

I have liked my job real well (most of the time, anyway), but I'm definitely on the 'work to live' end of spectrum. If I could pay my bills without working, I'd be there in a second!

Companies tend to give out the special candy to the 'live-to-work' types, but it just ain't worth it. . .

Molly and I played with some whipped cream (the spray-can kind) once or twice, and we had a lot of fun. Waking up the next day with stale-cream residue all over us was less than thrilling, tho. . .

D said...

sugar no good - check
pasta - check
ass play - check check check check