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Thursday, February 12, 2009
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Tuesday, February 10, 2009
TMI Tuesday
1. What do you think is the un-sexiest part of the body?
FEET!! Especially men's feet, but really any nasty looking feet.
2. Toilet paper: over, under, or what the hell are you talking about?
Over - and never put it on the other way in my house! Better to just set the roll on the counter or the back of the toilet than to put it on "wrong."
3. Have you ever called in sick to stay in bed with a sexual partner?
No I have not. Have wanted to, but have not.
4. Did your parents have a "birds & bees" talk with you? Id so, at what age?
My mom started early, doling out a little more information all the time as we got older. There wasn't a big sit-down talk, it was just something that my mother was very open about our whole lives.
5. What is one thing a someone could do to you to rock your world?
Clean my carpets! Or tell me that they want me . . .
Bonus (as in optional):What does sex mean to you?
Comfort, connection, release, reassurance, fun, and sometimes even love.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
TMI Tuesday
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1. When you sleep with someone, how much or how little contact do you like to have?
Depends on the person. I tend to get very warm, so I don't always like to snuggle close unless the other person is the opposite of me (always cold) and we even things out. I like to snuggle until I'm almost asleep, then Spousehole and I like to sleep bum-to-bum. We're still in contact, but not all tangled up in each other. Perhaps it comes from us both having been single into our 30s so we got used to sleeping alone.
2. What do you think there is a appropriate amount of time for a divorce parent to date before introducing the kids to the "new" "special" person in their life?
I have no idea. I think it depends on how upset the children are about the divorce, the child's age, the child's relationship (or lack thereof) with the other parent. I always advised my divorce clients to not date while the divorce was pending, but knowing that they would ignore that I also advised them not to introduce any paramours to the children so that the other parent wouldn't try to use that against them in the divorce proceedings.
3. Which ONE do you wish you had more of in bed... romance, experimentation or foreplay?
Um, I'll take anything I can get. It's been since JULY!
4. What do you thinks makes a kiss great?
A great kiss starts off gentle, hesitant even, then grows more intense - goes from just lips touching to lips parting, gentle exploration , growing more and more urgent. Pulling back, making each other want more and more. Perhaps he'll suck on my lower lip, perhaps I his. Bodies barely touching, then moving together, pressing harder until we can feel the heat between us. It has to be a back and forth thing, not overwhelming, not just one person kissing the other. Mutual, full of anticipation and promise of more to come.
5. Describe your sex life in two words.
Not happening.
Bonus (as in optional): Do you remember a time when you were having sex that you smile or even laugh about now? Do tell....
I've told this before, so please pardon the repeat - I'm not creating any new memories lately!!!
This occurred before we had kids, back when Spousehole and I partook of the hot monkey love on a regular (some might say, obsessive) basis. We were going at it, hot and heavy, when I attained the pinnacle of sexual pleasure (orgasm, okay?) Right in the middle of it, with Spousehole pounding away at me, I passed gas. Loudly. Not smelly or anything, but not something one could really ignore either. It sounded like the air brakes on a school bus - pshoooo. Spousehole laughed his ass off and it was several minutes before he could resume and finish because he was laughing too hard.
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Friday, January 30, 2009
Shouldn't we all?
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Thursday, January 29, 2009
Sexy Veggies
NBC has refused to air a PETA advertisement during the SuperBowl, saying that it is too racy for their standards. What do you think? Is it too sexy for broadcast television?:
'Veggie Love': PETA's Banned Super Bowl Ad
I'm not a vegetarian and I don't really care one way or the other about PETA, but I think there have been sexier ads on television. But if NBC doesn't want PETA's money, that's their problem. Besides, PETA is getting more out of the "controversy" than if it had actually aired on television.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Made Me Laugh
I think pregnancy is going to be the least of Bethany's concerns . . .
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Tuesday, January 27, 2009
TMI Tuesday
1. What was the last movie you saw in a theater?
Madagascar 2, on Thanksgiving Day. I don't get out much :)
2. What is your favorite movie theater snack?
My ever-present Diet Coke and air-popped popcorn with real butter. No theatres down here in S.C. have this option (both air-popped and real butter) and the one theatre that I know that did in Michigan closed after I left. I guess they just couldn't see going on without me. I don't know why more theatres don't have the real butter option. It cost $.50 or $.75 extra, depending on the theatre, in Michigan and that was very reasonable to me.
3. Have you ever snuck in 'outside' food into a theater?
Only all the time! I sometimes sneak Diet Coke into Pepsi-affiliated theatres, I sometimes bring cookies or candy or other snack foods into a theatre, and occasionally I do something crazy and bring healthy snacks (sliced fruit, carrot/celery sticks) into a theatre. I try to be very unobtrusive about my forbidden snacking.
4. Have you ever made out in a theater?
Yes, but it has been a very, very, very long time.
5. What is the 'farthest' you have gone in a theater?
Other than the drive-in . . . handjob - on him, not me. I've never climaxed in a movie theatre. Want to help me change that?
Bonus (as in optional): What is one of your favorite movie sex scene?
The Big Easy - Ellen Barkin, Dennis Quaid, 1987. The stars have amazing chemistry, you can almost feel the heat radiating from the screen. It's amazingly sexy and even more amazing - they don't even have their clothes off for the sexiest scene!! When she sighs "Stop that" and he replies "Stop what? That?" OMG - that about sends me over the edge right there. All you see are their faces, but it's just wowza sexy to me.
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