Is it a sex blog? A mommy blog? A bitch & moan blog? Um, . . . yeah. This is my place to be totally honest. In my real life, I feel like I'm always lying to somebody about something. Here, I am totally honest. Brutally so. However, no matter what bad things I say about my kids, I adore them and would never ever really, say, sell them on Ebay. The husband, often referred to as Spousehole, is another story. Oh yeah - if you are under 18 (or if you are my husband), please leave now.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

TMI Tuesday



1. What do you think is the un-sexiest part of the body?

FEET!! Especially men's feet, but really any nasty looking feet.

2. Toilet paper: over, under, or what the hell are you talking about?

Over - and never put it on the other way in my house! Better to just set the roll on the counter or the back of the toilet than to put it on "wrong."

3. Have you ever called in sick to stay in bed with a sexual partner?

No I have not. Have wanted to, but have not.

4. Did your parents have a "birds & bees" talk with you? Id so, at what age?

My mom started early, doling out a little more information all the time as we got older. There wasn't a big sit-down talk, it was just something that my mother was very open about our whole lives.

5. What is one thing a someone could do to you to rock your world?

Clean my carpets! Or tell me that they want me . . .

Bonus (as in optional):What does sex mean to you?

Comfort, connection, release, reassurance, fun, and sometimes even love.

To blog is a self-invasion of privacy

12 comments:

for a different kind of girl said...

If someone cleaned my carpets (or, better yet, my garage), they wouldn't even have to tell me they wanted me. They wouldn't get the words out. I'd be on THEM out of sheer joy!

Project Christopher said...

Toilet paper. OVER! OVER! OVER! OVER! OVER! OVER! OVER! OVER! OVER! OVER! OVER! OVER! OVER! OVER! OVER! OVER! OVER! OVER! OVER! OVER! OVER! OVER!

Thank God someone else sees the proper way of the world!

Desmond Jones said...

(*inhaling deeply*)

Ah, Tuesday at Bunny's, again. . .

2) Absolutely correct.

The only possibly-admissible counter-argument is if you have a toddler who is inclined to walk into the bathroom and spin the roll, the 'over' configuration will maximize the damage.

But other than that, 'over' is the only proper configuration. . .

3) I've gone in late a few times, but never called in sick. . .

Bonus) I think we see it in pretty much the same terms (I might be more 'definite' about 'love', but, you know. . .)

joeflirt said...

1. Feet are just scary... aren't they?

3. All you responsible people are killing me. ;)

4. Now that is cool.

5. I have been loving women's answers on this. You are all too dang funny. (or have the wrong type of spouse)

Desmond Jones said...

I could also mention that

1) I sometimes border on a foot-fetish. There's something about her feet, especially when she's naked, and we're making love, that just seems to make her seem 'more naked', or something. . .

OK, just let me know when you're done laughing. . .

Mariposa said...

I really enjoy people's bonus...and love yours!

callie said...

After seeing your answer for #5, I think my back up answer might be.. if they did the dishes! I would be a very happy girl indeed!

Thanks for stopping by!
I think we might even be geographical neighbors! A small kinky world!

Vixen said...

Yep. Feet. As I said. LOL

:P

Real Live Lesbian said...

Ew...you nailed it...men's feet!

flyinfox-satx said...

I want you!

Hey, just doing my best to try to rock people's worlds today.

Sheen V said...

I bet you have cute feet.

Kittie Kate said...

Love your answer for #5!