Is it a sex blog? A mommy blog? A bitch & moan blog? Um, . . . yeah. This is my place to be totally honest. In my real life, I feel like I'm always lying to somebody about something. Here, I am totally honest. Brutally so. However, no matter what bad things I say about my kids, I adore them and would never ever really, say, sell them on Ebay. The husband, often referred to as Spousehole, is another story. Oh yeah - if you are under 18 (or if you are my husband), please leave now.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

TMI Tuesday

- Come play with us!

1. When you sleep with someone, how much or how little contact do you like to have?

Depends on the person. I tend to get very warm, so I don't always like to snuggle close unless the other person is the opposite of me (always cold) and we even things out. I like to snuggle until I'm almost asleep, then Spousehole and I like to sleep bum-to-bum. We're still in contact, but not all tangled up in each other. Perhaps it comes from us both having been single into our 30s so we got used to sleeping alone.

2. What do you think there is a appropriate amount of time for a divorce parent to date before introducing the kids to the "new" "special" person in their life?

I have no idea. I think it depends on how upset the children are about the divorce, the child's age, the child's relationship (or lack thereof) with the other parent. I always advised my divorce clients to not date while the divorce was pending, but knowing that they would ignore that I also advised them not to introduce any paramours to the children so that the other parent wouldn't try to use that against them in the divorce proceedings.

3. Which ONE do you wish you had more of in bed... romance, experimentation or foreplay?

Um, I'll take anything I can get. It's been since JULY!

4. What do you thinks makes a kiss great?

A great kiss starts off gentle, hesitant even, then grows more intense - goes from just lips touching to lips parting, gentle exploration , growing more and more urgent. Pulling back, making each other want more and more. Perhaps he'll suck on my lower lip, perhaps I his. Bodies barely touching, then moving together, pressing harder until we can feel the heat between us. It has to be a back and forth thing, not overwhelming, not just one person kissing the other. Mutual, full of anticipation and promise of more to come.

5. Describe your sex life in two words.

Not happening.

Bonus (as in optional): Do you remember a time when you were having sex that you smile or even laugh about now? Do tell....

I've told this before, so please pardon the repeat - I'm not creating any new memories lately!!!
This occurred before we had kids, back when Spousehole and I partook of the hot monkey love on a regular (some might say, obsessive) basis. We were going at it, hot and heavy, when I attained the pinnacle of sexual pleasure (orgasm, okay?) Right in the middle of it, with Spousehole pounding away at me, I passed gas. Loudly. Not smelly or anything, but not something one could really ignore either. It sounded like the air brakes on a school bus - pshoooo. Spousehole laughed his ass off and it was several minutes before he could resume and finish because he was laughing too hard.

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Biscuit said...

I laughed, too! *LOL*

But...July...ouch. {{{you}}}

Vixen said...

Mmm....the kiss you described.... Yes please. ~grins~

Desmond Jones said...

Oh, it's Tuesday again. . . I hope I'm not developing an unhealthy dependence on these. . . ;)

1) We sleep totally intertwined with each other - arms, legs, spooned, me fondling her breasts, the whole package. Unless it's, like, 98 degrees in August, and we're both just stewing in our own sweat (but we have central air, so that doesn't happen too often. . .)

Bonus) My favorite story is still probably the Northern Lights. But the Mackinac Island story I recently posted is right up there. . .

Anonymous said...

I loved your description of the kiss, and sympathize with you about the lack of sex at home (come visit me in South Florida). As for passing gas, I have to admit laughing at the story. I've heard quite a few women make sounds like that while I'm eating their pussy, but it's not from their a-s, it's from the oral sex.

Anonymous said...

Happy TMI!

hoodie said...

July... bah

March here :)

I too am fond of your kiss description :)

TROLL said...


I'm laughing WITH you!

Kittie Kate said...

I would laugh too. I like how you described a good kiss.

TROLL said...

But AT Ronald. Way TMI.

Ms. Inconspicuous said...

July?! Goodness, lady. Go get yerself some!

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G-Man said...

Throbbing Bunny........