Is it a sex blog? A mommy blog? A bitch & moan blog? Um, . . . yeah. This is my place to be totally honest. In my real life, I feel like I'm always lying to somebody about something. Here, I am totally honest. Brutally so. However, no matter what bad things I say about my kids, I adore them and would never ever really, say, sell them on Ebay. The husband, often referred to as Spousehole, is another story. Oh yeah - if you are under 18 (or if you are my husband), please leave now.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

TMI Tuesday

Come play with us!

1. Do you consider sexy underthings a present for you or your partner?

For me, definitely. He doesn't seem to notice, for the most part, so they are for me.

2. What are 3 characteristics of "your type"? Have you best relationship(s) been with your type or when you have gone against it?

Tall, dark hair, and intelligent. My best relationship had two of three (dark hair and intelligence); my spouse has two of three (tall and intelligent).

3. What is on your Santa list this year?

For our Michigan house to sell soon and for a decent price.

4. Generally speaking, who has historically had a higher libido, you or your partner(s)?

ME ME ME ME ME!!!! (Do you read this blog?)

5. The unsculptured female bush seems to have passed from fashion. What about men, do you think they need to trim and shave "down there"?

Yes, manscaping is much preferred to wild and woolly. Doesn't have to be shaved smooth or anything, but trimmed to a manageable level is very nice.

Since we're on the subject, a little more TMI: I decided several months ago to try going au naturel myself - just for a change of pace. It had been so long that I didn't remember what it was like to grow it all out. No shaping, no trimming, nothing. I have officially reached the end of my tolerance for this experiment. It's too long, too out of control. Time to trim the tree = time to trim the bush this year. The breaking point: wearing a pad during my period and having the hair get stuck to the adhesive on the pad. Yeeouch!!! No more. Now where's that razor . . . .

Bonus (as in optional):What are a few of your favorite things (both sexual non-sexual)?
Oral sex (giving and receiving), soft fuzzy bunny rabbits, a vibrator with fresh batteries, oatmeal raisin chocolate chip cookies, a man with a talented tongue, Lindor Truffles, falling asleep with the product of his orgasm drying on my legs (I'm not a "run to the shower" girl), filet mignon, and a man who'll thrill me and then go away.

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9 comments:

Desmond Jones said...

Good luck with #3. . .

And, you know by now that I'm all about the 'wild and woolly'. Altho, I'd never thought about pubic hair vis-a-vis pad adhesives. . . sounds, um, annoying. . .

And, somewhere along the line, I think you and I must share some kind of 'earthy' gene. 'Cuz 'the product of his orgasm drying on my leg' is just the kind of thing that appeals to me, too. . .

Or is that TMI? . . .

joeflirt said...

He "doesn't seem to notice"??? Is he nuts?

Desmond Jones said...

Or, uh, maybe I should have said, "The product of MY orgasm drying on HER leg". . .

wordsnguitars said...

on issue #1... man, how great it is when a lover presents you with an unexpected surprise... that bra you cannot wait to peel off of her... or the garter and stockings hidden underneath the casual jeans... mmmmmmmm... and manscaping? I've been doing it for seven years now and cannot imagine going back... the look, the feel... yeah, never going back au natural...

Aidan said...

Been reading this blog for ages and have to say, it's quite addictive. I love TMI!

I definitely have a lingerie fetish so a woman in some sexy undies is such a turn on. Manscaping is just something that goes without saying. I'm not into the whole au naturale look, not if she wants me to practice some oral techniques on her. The last thing a guy wants is a mouthful of hair - I think I speak for the majority of men here!

Desmond Jones said...

Well, you know, if she can kiss my furry orifice, I can at least not complain about returning the favor. . . ;)

And listen, I'm neither tall nor dark. . . Probably just as well. . .

Ronald10021 said...

I love that you don't run off to the shower and like the feeling of his dried cum on you....God I love your libido.

Vixen said...

...wild and wooly.... LOLOLOLOL

SM said...

I manscape and I think that most men do it for the same reasons as most women. Ultimately it's more comfortable..

Love your TMI posts!