Is it a sex blog? A mommy blog? A bitch & moan blog? Um, . . . yeah. This is my place to be totally honest. In my real life, I feel like I'm always lying to somebody about something. Here, I am totally honest. Brutally so. However, no matter what bad things I say about my kids, I adore them and would never ever really, say, sell them on Ebay. The husband, often referred to as Spousehole, is another story. Oh yeah - if you are under 18 (or if you are my husband), please leave now.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

TMI Tuesday (it is still Tuesday, isn't it?)

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1. Would you rather be stranded on an island alone or with someone you dislike/don't get along with?

I would rather be with someone I don't like or don't get along with, so at least I would have someone to argue with other than myself.

2. Would you rather accidentally walk in on your parents having sex or have them walk in on you?

I would much rather they walk in on me. What has been seen cannot be unseen.

3. Would you rather be snapped by paparazzi during a nipple slip or while exiting a car with out any underwear? (guys, consider similar circumstances)

Nipple slip. Much more socially acceptable, I think. I'd rather folks see my nipples than my whatzahoozit any day. They're pretty much always ready for show, where other areas might not always be "camera-ready."

4. Would you rather not have sex for two years or not be able to use the Internet for two years?

I would rather go without sex for two years - been there, done that, know I can handle it (not well, but I can handle it). Since I first got online back in the dark ages (1991 or so) I have never had to go terribly long without it and don't think I could handle it. (I figure if my only addictions are the internet and Diet Coke, I'm doing okay.)

5. Would you rather find true love or 1 million dollars?

A million dollars. Love fades, conservatively invested money will stand by you.

Bonus (as in optional): If you had to choose *one* sexual position for the rest of your life, what would it be? Why?

Doggie-style. Depth of penetration, G-spot contact, easy access to certain female parts that like to be touched, he can kiss the back of my neck or cup my breasts . . . what's not to love?

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8 comments:

joeflirt said...

Wow, other than the bonus, our answers are virtually identical (down the reasoning)

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Ms. Inconspicuous said...

Incredibly interesting answers. I would argue that money can be earned while love really cannot, but the point of love fading is a strong one.

Desmond Jones said...

Hmmmmm. . .

1) I think I'd rather be alone, as long as I had a good book to read. . .

2) Don't know. . . But I do recall one time when I was playfully wrestling w/ one of my GFs on the living-room floor, and popped a stiffy, and my dad felt compelled to point it out. . . Yeah, didn't like that so much. . .

4) 2 years w/o sex would make me stark raving; whereas 2 years w/o internet might actually be good for my life. . .

5) Well, I wouldn't trade what Molly and I have for a million dollars. . .

Bonus) We've tried doggy a few times, but somehow, it has just never worked for us; maybe we're not doing it right. And just in general, we prefer the positions where we're facing each other. . .

Her-on-top (cowgirl?) is our basic, bread-and-butter position, the 'default setting' that we just naturally go for. But the one where she's lying on the edge of the bed, and I'm standing, has really provided us with some great times - I love the 'visuals' I get in that position, plus all the options of what to do with her legs, and the penetration is great; and somehow, she's more amenable to eye contact from that position. . .

Marty E. said...

I've never seen a whatzahoozit. ;) I can understand your nipple slip preference.

Sexie Sadie~ said...

Hmmm.... yep, that doggie style access to the back of the neck has me thinking!!
xo~Sadie

Vixen said...

...'camera ready'.... *snort* That cracks me up in a serious way!

And *SQUEAL* ME TOO!!! ....internet and diet coke. I'm not doing too, too bad. Hehe... ;)

FTN said...

Those were some tough questions. And for #3, what exactly is the "similar circumstances" for a nipple slip on a guy? Who cares if someone sees my nipple?