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Friday, November 7, 2008

This Just In . . .

From The Onion

WASHINGTON—African-American man Barack Obama, 47, was given the least-desirable job in the entire country Tuesday when he was elected president of the United States of America. In his new high-stress, low-reward position, Obama will be charged with such tasks as completely overhauling the nation's broken-down economy, repairing the crumbling infrastructure, and generally having to please more than 300 million Americans and cater to their every whim on a daily basis. As part of his duties, the black man will have to spend four to eight years cleaning up the messes other people left behind. The job comes with such intense scrutiny and so certain a guarantee of failure that only one other person even bothered applying for it. Said scholar and activist Mark L. Denton, "It just goes to show you that, in this country, a black man still can't catch a break."

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8 comments:

sandy shoes said...

That's excellent.

Sailor said...

Love it- nice play on the idea of "Anyone who wants to be President, we don't want to have".

goooooood girl said...

Feel good......

Old Knudsen said...

It will be so ironic when the Blacks blame 'The Man' now.

Slick said...

Summed it up juuuuuust right...

Weekends Off said...

HAHA that was good!

TROLL said...

The Onion had a great video of deranged Obama supporters AFTER winning the election and realizing they had no lives.

You still don't have cable and internet?

J a d e said...

That's great. I love the Onion.

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