Is it a sex blog? A mommy blog? A bitch & moan blog? Um, . . . yeah. This is my place to be totally honest. In my real life, I feel like I'm always lying to somebody about something. Here, I am totally honest. Brutally so. However, no matter what bad things I say about my kids, I adore them and would never ever really, say, sell them on Ebay. The husband, often referred to as Spousehole, is another story. Oh yeah - if you are under 18 (or if you are my husband), please leave now.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Wednesday Weirdness

1.) Someone dares you to eat two cooked bulls testicles for 1,500 dollars. They're fried, topped with nacho cheese, belly button lint, lima beans, sweat rung out from a dirty sock and maple syrup and you have to eat it all. Are you going to eat it for the cash or pass?

No, I don't think so. It's just not enough cash for me to do that. With my luck, I would get 1/2 way through and start vomiting and not get the cash. Then I would have eaten something disgusting for no reason. No thank you.

2.) If you were not getting enough sex in your relationship, how would you handle it? Would you cheat on your significant other?

Do you read this blog? BTDT

3.) Would you cheat if you knew you would never be caught? Why or why not?

Yep. I cheat now knowing I could get caught. Or at least I would be cheating if I had any flippin' free time to do so.

4.) If you could get rid of any of the late night talk show hosts and replace them with anyone you want, what late night persona would you get rid of and who would you replace them with?

I would get rid of Jay Leno. That man annoys me to no end. He's okay in small doses, but ONLY in small doses. His shtick got old fast.

5.) If you could get rid of one day time talk show, which one would you pick and why?

Maury. OMG - his shows just seems to prey on the stupid and low-class in society. Those folks don't need to air their dirty laundry on TV.

6.) Where is your favorite places on the body to be kissed? Favorite places to kiss?

Breasts, hands down. Favorite place to kiss on someone else - neck & behind the ears, with a little nibble on the earlobes for variety.

7.) Do you watch porn? How does your significant other feel about that?

Occasionally. My husband is conflicted about it. On the one hand, he really can't complain about something he does as well and it kind of turns him on that I watch porn. On the other hand, he was raised to believe that watching porn is wrong and all kinds of evil and addictive to boot. And he struggles with his own sometimes obsessive use of porn and he doesn't want to see me go down that road. Also he doesn't like it if he has to abstain (due to the addiction thing) and I'm still "using" (to use a drug addiction metaphor). I've suggested that the solution is that we just live our porn (NOT recorded) and then we won't need to look elsewhere. So far that isn't happening. But living 1000 miles apart makes that difficult too. One week until our family is reunited!
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Sailor said...

Good choice on the bull-balls, although it's the toppings that sound worse, to me- Rocky Mountain Oysters, and all that!

Here's to your family being back together, rather than 1,000 miles apart- and, hopefully, you'll get a whole lot more sex! :)

garbonzo said...

"Live our porn." I like it! What a great idea!

G-Man said...

Now thats what I call a Randi Rabbit!!!!

Desmond Jones said...

It'll be good to have your family back together, eh?

We did that for six months when I was growing up, and Dad changed jobs. It finally meant that we had to leave 'Paradise' for the megalopolis, but having the family together totally outweighed that. . .

And I'll add my own endorsement to the idea of 'living our own porn'.

As to the bull-balls, the BB-lint and the sock-sweat are the only things that would give me any pause, but for $1500, I could probably get over it. . . (I'm not usually very mercenary, but $1500 is a lot of change just for eatin' something gross. . .)