WTF is with people who chew their gum very obviously and with their mouths open and jaws moving side to side? Yuck! Confidential to CG and SG, who will never ever read this blog but it makes me feel better to say it: Spit out the damn gum before church! You look like a couple of cows chawing on their cud and it's annoying and distracting as heck. A group of us refer to sitting near you as sitting in the pasture. Surely you can live without your beloved gum for 60-75 minutes. AACCKK! Also, do your husbands have some sort of genetic flaw that attracts them to gum-chewing women? It's amazing to me that both of them ended up married to gum smackers.
WTF (W=why) do friendships have to end? You ever have that feeling that a friend is slipping away and there's really nothing you can do to stop it? Nothing's happened, you're just drifting apart. It bites. Big time. But you can initiate contact, pay attention to them, stroke their ego only so many times before you figure your friendship just isn't that important to them.
WTF is with anyone who didn't guess MUSHROOMS yesterday for the bonus???
I. HATE. MUSHROOMS! I do not consume fungus. No athlete's foot; no jock itch; NO MUSHROOMS. So yes, that means I fooled around Monday morning. I saw PiC for the first time in many months. The stars, with a slight nudge, aligned and we were able to get together. We really need to do that more often. And you know what? It's not just the nookie, though that is always fabulous. It's how he kisses me, touches me, even how he holds my hand as we go upstairs. I missed that. A lot. ;-)
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I had this high school English teacher that I'll always fondly remember as my best instructor EVER.
One of his famous words of advice that I'll always remember is....
"No one ever looked intelligent...chewing gum"
Have a Great Day Bunny!
...afterglow Bunny?
xox
New to your site via Slick Sumbitch.
What can I say, I think we were seperated at birth.....
I'll read more as soon as I can.
Afterglow Bunny? snirk!!
I am so with you on gum chewing. SO with you. In church? That would get on my nerves something fierce.
How do they take communion... stick the gum to the bottom of the pew and (we can only hope) retrieve it afterward?
About that mushroom thing. Why I (and probably many others) did not guess that. Sex. Yep, you brought up sex yesterday and all other thoughts just couldn't properly intrude.
gum chewers. I chew gum now and then to avoid chewing other things (candy bars, etc) but I'm BIG on closed mouth chewing. OH my God can that be annoying! I ride the CTA (train) in Chicago and some of those chud chewin' bitches even make enough gum noise to be heard over a train!
Glad to hear you had a great Monday. I'm jealous.
And I LOVE mushrooms although I realize the whole world doesn't share my opinion.
I knew you romped with PiC ;) That's awesome that you got it to work out.
*sigh* I so know what you mean about friends and realizing that completely with out anything you can do about it, they slip away.
Happy Hump Day :)
MUSHROOMS!!!!!
i'm sooo glad u said that. i HATE them too actually. i just cant do them. they taste nasty to me.
i hear you on the friendship slipping away thing. it sucks. i hate that actually. but yah. i hear ya. i guess its that whole "for a season" thing but still. ; (
gawd i know what u mean about the kssing/touching/yummy stuff. i meant 2 tell u the other day how i read a bunch of your older posts and how much what u said/wrote sounded SOOOOOOOOOOOO much like me. it was crazy in a cool way but also in a mellow sighing way too. dunno if that makes sense but yah.
that um "love*lier" here pic there is semi*frightening though (LOL) ; )
gross picture
OMG, I am SO with you on the gum thing! If there is ever a time when I could strangle someone with my bare hands, that's it. Seriously, why do some people think that putting a piece of gum in their mouth excuses them from any form of manners whatsoever?
That last picture made my bits hurt, and I don't even have those kind of bits *insert pained expression here*
OMFG, I almost threw up in my mouth when I saw that picture. That is SICK, SICK, SICK!!!!!!
And what's wrong with mushrooms? I like them.
I DO love me some Ninja Warrior stuff....all those hot sexy Asians....
That last pic...EW!
HUGS...
EMO cats are disgusting, I threw up in my mouth, chewed and swallowed.
I hate celebs smiling with their mouths open and a big bit of gum in their mouth. As for the last picture you should see my other holiday pics.
OMG with that last picture i actually cringed...
fuck!
btw I DIG your saying futhermuckers... mind if I steal?
Ouuuuuuuch!!
OK, now that I've actually read the post - I feel for you losing G4. Damn Comcast commie bastards! Next time I'm in center city Philly and I walk by thier phallus of a headquarters building, I'll spit on it for you. I just hope they don't take my G4 away!
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