Isabella's Sex Meme

I was tagged for this meme by the literate and lovely Marcelle Manhattan and the beautiful and sexy Vixen. Go say hello to them!

This is Isabella’s Sex Meme. Anyone is welcome to steal it but you must post this rules blurb at the beginning of the meme:
1. You must include this link to Sex Talk - Sex Advice for Men.
2. You must answer every question! If you don’t have a good answer, you are strongly encouraged to make up something good; we like to be entertained.
3. You must tag three people.

1. Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?
Preferably both :-) If I have to choose, I'll take night because I can go to sleep afterward. But mornings can be fun too!

2. Better Sex Music - Sade or Marvin Gaye?
Marvin Gaye, if these are my only two choices. I generally prefer classical for romantic interludes, rock/metal or no music at all for rough, down and dirty encounters.

3. Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Videos?
Of me? Pictures. Otherwise I critique my every move later. For my viewing pleasure? Videos of other people.

4. Fabulous Sex With: Dr Doug Ross or Dr Greg House?
House, no question. I love George Clooney, but Hugh Laurie's character is far more complex, intelligent, and just plain hot. Have I mentioned before that arrogant men can be a turn-on for me?

5. Vibrator or Dildo?
Vibrator. I'm a clitoral stimulation girl.

6. Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
Lights off or at least low. I know many men disagree with this choice (Hi Ed!)

7. Word Preference: Pussy or Cunt?
Pussy, cunt is too vulgar usually, unless I'm really in the throes of a good fucking.

8. Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
How about over the knee during sex?

9. More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Aeroplane?
Elevator - more room to move.

10. Ron Jeremy or Peter North?
Peter North is slightly better looking, so I'll go with him. Like Marcelle, however, I prefer penile girth to penile length. Length is not a factor for me, but thick gets me every time.

11. Word Preference? Cock or dick?
Cock, when I'm being positive, dick when I'm being negative.

12. Linda Lovelace or Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson, though overall I prefer brunettes to blondes.

13. Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?
Rope

14. Give Rim Job or Receive Anal Sex?
Do I have to choose? I enjoy both, but I guess I'll take anal sex as it provides something for both of us.

15. Get Rich Stripping in a Skanky Bar or Get Rich as a Call Girl for Celebs?
Call girl. I'm far too uncoordinated to dance around a pole in high heels.

16. Which Threesome - Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
Both sound fabulous, but I'll take boy/boy/me. Perhaps finally fulfill my dp fantasy.

17. Flavoured Oil or Tingling Oil?
Flavoured, if we have to use one or the other, but lube is generally not a problem for me :-)

18. Pearl Necklace or Swallow?
Swallow. I'm not so much into the mess. :) Unless he's going to lick it off . . .

19. Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex With a Stranger?
Strangers watching - hot! Unless they're laughing.

20. Tied to the Bed or to a St Andrew’s Cross?
As Cake and Marcelle said: "'Jeez, Isa, I’m Welsh!' A St. Andrew Cross is simply out of the question." I also am of Welsh heritage, but I'm also lazy. I rather be laying on the bed than tied to a cross. Though I read a really hot story a while back incorporating a St. Andrew's Cross. (Be sure to read all the installments)

Who to tag, who to tag?

I'll go with Rae, Trueself, and Renee!