Look deeply into my eyes and give me a wicked smile
2. what are 3 inevitable things about you?
I will disappoint you
I will not think I'm getting enough sex
I will never be completely happy with my body
3. how many types of orgasms have you experienced?
One
4. what asset do you have besides the physical and the material?
Intelligence
5. what do you want . . . . now?
A good romp - it's been too long and I have been excessively horny the last couple of days
Bonus (as in optional):describe a sexy mind.
First and foremost, a sexy mind is an intelligent mind. It is one that focuses on the sensual in life generally, that enjoys all aspects of a sexual interaction - not just the "tab A into slot B" part, but all the sensations including touch, taste, smell, sound, one that is interested in getting to know all aspects of one's partner in order to enhance the experience for both.
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My MF babysitter for Thursday night just canceled on me!!! Says she has the flu. Little home-schooled, unvaccinated punk. Where the F am I going to get a babysitter for VALENTINE'S DAY now? Man, this sucks. Actually, the question is "Where is Spousehole going to get a babysitter?" He volunteers with the senior high youth group at church, so he is most familiar with the pool from which we draw most of our babysitters. I'm even willing to let him bring his "girlfriend" (the 15 year old after whom he lusts) into our house at this point. (I just won't let him drive her home.) If he doesn't get a babysitter, I'll go by myself and flirt shamelessly with the other husbands and get myself banned from these parties forever. That'll show him. (I'm not really mad at the babysitter for canceling. She can't help that she's sick, that her parents choose to home-school her, or that her parents don't have their children vaccinated for anything. She does choose her alt-punk attire and music, but that's one of the things I like about her.)
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Hey, does anybody know what happened to blogger Jon Galt of You've Got to Reach Out and Grab It? His blog seems to be deleted and emails are returned as undeliverable. Did he just give up blogging for lack of time or did something happen? I'm just curious. Regular readers know I have a thing for bi-guys and "Jon" was one of my faves!
19 comments:
Oh Bunny...
Intelligence
Humor
Talent
Beauty
Honesty
Sensuality
Heat
Heat
Heat..xoxox
wonderful list and sorry about needing the romp.
But I bet by the end of the day you will certainly have offers.
I'm absolutely with you on the Bonus. . .
Hopefully you get to expereince another type of orgasm when you get that romp.
i'm checking on airfare so i can help you with that romp.
and your bonus answer is great!
I don't think anyone is ever completely happy with their body except for maybe a small percentage of the world. Awesome Bonus, love it. A good romp would kick ass right now. I bet THAT would get rid of this damn headache, lol. Great answers! Happy TMI! =)
Bunny you're a hoot! Thanks for commenting on my blog too! I hear you about the sappy look in a wedding. I know when I have the commitment ceremony I'm going to giggle my ass off!
Good luck on the babysitter!
That virus is making its way around here, too. And I'm happy with your body, at least from the pictures that I've seen so far.
Sorry about the sitter :( That is for sucks. I hope you can find a replacement in time.
*I just noticed your "Poo Report"... that's funny stuff =)
Intelligence...agree! And yes, I would love to hang out with you too! ;)
I hope you get a baby sitter for the V Day...
Oh my gosh, I was going to write the exact same thing in my next post about Jon Galt. I miss him! I don't know what happened!
And Spousehole's 15-year-old "GF"? Um...ew. There seems to be a serious problem if you don't even want him driving her home.
That sucks about the sitter, but babe, I've been fighting the flu for a week now, and you don't want this chick around the kids. You they're tough to handle NOW, try them with the flu and stuff.
And yeah, I was wondering about Jon Galt myself...I hope everythign aright.
HUGS...
:-) Happy TMI
http://spiritualandsexual.blogspot.com/
I feel like such a bad person for saying this, but 15 year old girls get men thrown in jail and make divorces so much easier.
Gah...the babysitter thing would send me through the roof. ARGH!
#2, disappoint???? Why???
#4, I utterly agree with your answer for you. :)
happyTMI!
ewwwwww. I like your list, but hate the 15 y/o sitter worry, ugh.
Good luck finding someone though!
love the honesty in No 5! i lol'd :) I hope you find another sitter but if you dont...have a great time yourself ;)
(giggling!)
How many orgasms have you had-HAHA!
LOVE your sense of humor!!
xxoo
~d
The first thing that came to my mind on the sitter deal is that maybe she canceled because Spousehole creeps her out and her parents won't let her be driven home by a perv. I have to agree with the silent male on this one. Hope it works out!
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