Is it a sex blog? A mommy blog? A bitch & moan blog? Um, . . . yeah. This is my place to be totally honest. In my real life, I feel like I'm always lying to somebody about something. Here, I am totally honest. Brutally so. However, no matter what bad things I say about my kids, I adore them and would never ever really, say, sell them on Ebay. The husband, often referred to as Spousehole, is another story. Oh yeah - if you are under 18 (or if you are my husband), please leave now.

Monday, November 5, 2007

You ever have one of those days when . . .

*you make all the wrong choices regarding your friends and your family?

*and those choices drive away your friends and family?

*you really want some chocolate?

*you really, really want a drink?

*you can't have chocolate & wine together because you'll get a horrible headache?

*you decide that the best way to resolve the chocolate/drink dilemma is to combine them? (check this out: Kahlua, Creme de cacao, vodka, Hershey's syrup, & skim milk - not bad at all; especially if you go light on the skim milk)

*you really want to grovel for forgiveness, but your self-esteem hasn't sunk quite that low yet?

*or you're not quite that drunk yet?

Repeat after me: "must not drunk dial . . . must not drunk dial . . . must not drunk dial . . . ohmmmmmmm"

I sincerely hope you all have NOT had a day like that.



But if you have, try to at least laugh at your own stupidity.

9 comments:

Vixen said...

Well... I have had days like that before. Blech.

(((you)))

That drinks sounds yummy btw :)

Anonymous said...

Until a couple of weeks ago I was having a life like that.

Chris said...

Oh I have had those days. I'm sorry you're having one. They suck.

crse said...

Oh sunshine. Im sorry. I do love a good drunk dial story though so keep us posted.

The Creeper said...

I haven't been able to recall a drunk dial that I've wanted back...but drunk emailing. That would be my personal specialty. Oy!

Yes, we've all had those days.

Constance said...

Oh yeah, Ive had days without that - even without alcohol...

Hugs --

Anonymous said...

I know exactly what it feels like to have a day like that. I hope your feeling better now and things are looking up.
BIG HUGS
padme amidala

Work4Fit said...

Someone say chocolate & drinks? ; ) Oh yummmmmmmm!!!

Thursday's only a couple days away; hope things are goin a bit better! ; )

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