HNT!

Ring-free, but still bound

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Who, Moi?

I took Sage Vivant's Erotic Personality Quiz and discovered I'm a Risk-Taker!

The Risk-Taker needs an adrenaline rush to know sexual excitement. If it’s verboten, The Risk-Taker is first in line to give it a try. Defying social conventions turns this erotic type on like nothing else. If it’s liable to get them fired, divorced, or ex-communicated, their sexual juices flow fast and furious. They’re not likely to “listen to reason” because level-headedness is at odds with their needs. Most of them practice some form of this risky business in their daily lives, but some of them only fantasize about it. Either way, it is the notion that intrigues them above all others. Danger is an aphrodisiac to The Risk-Taker, and they are drawn to it regardless of the consequences.

What is your Erotic Personality? Find out now.

TMI Tuesday!!

It's TMI Tuesday! Click the "I kiss and tell" icon to come play with us!!

1. What is the worst/corniest pick up line someone has used on you and/or you used?

That old standby: I lost my phone number, can I have yours? (Didn't work)

2. Have you ever gone out on a date with someone and went home with someone else? Explain.

No, not that I recall.

3. What is the worst thing (spread a rumor, hook up with their SO, etc...) that you did to a friend? Did they do anything to deserve it?

I told her boyfriend that she was cheating. I thought he deserved to know. They stayed together, I lost a friend.

4. What is your favorite sex scene in a regular movie (not porn)? Why?

The Big Easy - Ellen Barkin, Dennis Quaid. The stars have amazing chemistry, you can almost feel the heat radiating from the screen. It's amazingly sexy and even more amazing - they don't even have their clothes off for the sexiest scene!! When she sighs "Stop that" and he replies "Stop what? That?" OMG - that about sends me over the edge right there. All you see are their faces, but it's just wowza sexy to me.

5. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? What would you change on your SO?

I would be more patient. He would be less angry.

Bonus (as in optional): What countries, other than your own, have you had sex in? Was it someone on the trip with you? Someone from that country?

The Bahamas and Canada, both with my husband. Not terribly interesting, sorry.

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I'm escaping my family tonight - mani/pedi. A "real" mani/pedi, not at a little storefront nail place but at a spa. Where they give you a beverage and pamper you to the extreme. Aahhh. Looking forward to it. A little me time: no kids, no hubby, no PiC. Nobody to please but me. A nice change of pace. I'm gonna milk it, believe me.

Mute Monday - Zip

N. takes off on the zip line at the zoo on Thursday

S. waving hello from the zip line at the zoo on Thursday

The Zipper (aka the Barfer) at the county fair

The zipper pull my son wears
(for this and other Autism Awareness items go to Buttonsandmore.com)

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Blog Advice Meme

MizMouthy tagged me for this meme a while back and I am just getting to it. Sorry it took me so long!!

It’s very simple. When this is passed on to you, copy the whole thing, skim the list and put a * star beside those that you like. (Check out especially the * starred ones.)
Add the next number (1. 2. 3. 4. 5., etc.) and write your own blogging tip for other bloggers. Try to make your tip general.

After that, tag 10 other people. Link love some friends!

Just think– if 10 people start this, the 10 people pass it onto another 10 people, you have 100 links already!

1. Look, read, and learn. *****-http://www.neonscent.com/
2. Be, EXCELLENT to each other. *****-http://www.bushmackel.com/
3. Don’t let money change ya! ****-http://www.therandomforest.info/
4. Always reply to your comments.*-http://chattiekat.com/
5. Develop your own "voice" don't "borrow" someone else's**-Mizmouthy
6. Always avoid awesomely annoying and aggravating alliteration. Bunny

I tag Sophry, Trueself, crse, the Mind, Finished Last, Neely, Mrs. Zig, ZigZagMan

That's all I have for now. If I think of someone else, I'll edit. If you want to do it, do so and let me know!

Sorry, No HNT, but here's something even more revealing. . . .

I have no HNT today, since I've been out. To make up for that, here's more than you ever, EVER, wanted to know about moi:

1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007?

Yes. Once with my husband (that's right, ONCE - in all of 2007) and, well, more than once with my partner in crime (PiC)

2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?

Yes, in a park, in the car in a parking lot of a crowded club, on a golf course

3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX?

Yes, many, many times

4. EVER CRY DURING SEX?

Yes, but only a couple times

5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?

Usually yes, but it depends

6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?

More times than I care to admit

7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?

Yes, more times than I can count

8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?

Each has its place

9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?

Yes; I call the results "Boy" and "Girl"

10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIEND'S SIGNIFICANT OTHER?

Probably, although I cannot recall a specific instance at the moment.

11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?

Yes.

12. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?

Yes.

14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?

All the time.

15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKEN?

No.

16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?

I passed gas just as my college boyfriend was about to enter me from the rear (doggy-style). I was mortified, he laughed his head off. His laughing got me laughing and we were still laughing hysterically when his roommate came in (we were lying flat with a sheet over us at that point). He told his roommate why we were laughing and I went back to being mortified as the two of them laughed and laughed. College boys are idiots. (No, I didn't dump him. We were together 4 more years.)

17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?

Fifteen

18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?

(1) My spouse or (2) PiC; or (3) Angelina Jolie

19. DO YOU THINK THAT #18 IS POSSIBLE?

Nope. Not right now at least. Hopefully (1) and/or (2) will be in the very near future. PiC more likely than spouse. (3) - no, this is not possible.

20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?

It's rare when I'm NOT, so I guess that's a yes. I mean, not overly so, but I could be quite easily persuaded.

21. HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS?

If you mean intercourse, 17. If you include other sexual acts leading to at least one person having an orgasm, then I don't really know. The total would be at least twice as many as only counting intercourse.

22. DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR?

I used to, when I was young, skinny, and very limber, but now that I am old and decrepit, it's lost it's allure.

23. DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO?

No. I never talked to him ever again after that night.

24. EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIEND'S SIGNIFICANT OTHER?

No. Even I have standards. Very, very low standards, but standards nonetheless.

25. EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER?

Yes.

26. TOYS, GOOD OR BAD?

Mostly good. Depends on how they're used and by whom.

27. LINGERIE?

Yes.

28. EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER?Yes, but I married him so it's ok. Of course, there was also the hot football player who worked for my parents when I was a teenager. And my boss at another job.
But that's all, I think. Well, no, my college boyfriend and I worked in the same cafeteria, so him too I suppose. But that's really it.

29. WHERE HAVE YOU HAD SEX?
(X)park
()church
()cemetery
(X)beach
(X)boat
()school
(X)parent's bed
(X)your bed
(X)car
()picnic table
(X)kitchen counter
(X)couch/chair
(X)dining room/kitchen table
(X)woods (open and/or in a tent)
(X)hood of a car
(X)bathroom
(X)shower
(X)bathtub
(X)the other person's bed
(X)porch/deck/balcony
(X)in a house with parents home
(X)at a party
()on top of the washer/dryer
(X)with other people in the room
(X)hotel
()concert
()grandparent's house
()field
()bleachers
()bookstore stock room
() linen closet

30. How many virgins have you "deflowered?"

5, including my spouse

I've seen different versions of these questions a few places, including Finished Last and Amy's Musings and thought I'd toss it out. I added a question. If you want to copy and do it too, please feel free. Add your own question too if you feel like it!

I'm an Asshole

I'm feeling like an asshole today. There was a woman at the mall that I wanted to ask "Did you really think that hairstyle would look good?" After he dumped me off my float for the umpteenth time, I wanted to hold my nephew's head under the water in the pool (just for a moment; I didn't). I wanted to tell everyone what I really think. Bitchy, bitchy, bitchy asshole. Oh, if only I had the guts to outwardly be the asshole I know I really am.

Wednesday Memes!

Wet Wednesday - play along!

1. have you ever been so ashamed/embarrassed about your body or yourself that you could not be intimate with someone? why, and what did you do about it, if anything?

Yes. It sounds so stupid now, but I had a small skin tag on my upper inner thigh. Small, but it bothered me so much that I avoided intimacy so that no one would see it. I had it removed (no big deal) and that was that. Something that silly wouldn't bother me now, but it sure did then.

2. what is the part of your body you feel worst about, and why? what are you planning on doing about it, if anything?

My abdomen. I'm overweight and have stretch marks and c-section scars from having two kids. I am losing weight, slowly but surely, but the stretch marks and scars are here to stay, I'm afraid.

3. what is the part of your body you feel best about, and why?

I like my feet. I have pretty nice feet.


Wednesday Mind Hump! - Girlfriend Day Edition

Want to hump along? Click here to join the fun!. Today is Friend Day (Girlfriend Day, generalized for your pleasure); here goes:

1. Pick a friend at random

Chick

2. How long have you known this person?

Since I was 11 and in the sixth grade and she was 13 and in the eighth grade. We went to the same middle school.

3. What is this person's best quality?
I can't choose just one! She has a fabulous sense of humor and always has my back. Can't beat that combo!

4. What is your favorite thing to do with this person?

Just sit around and talk. We always end up laughing so hard we nearly pee our pants.

For more on Chick, read this post.

Happy Hump Day!

The Standoff: I haven't updated on the Standoff, because there's been nothing to say. Still no change. Over a month, 6 weeks or so I guess, no wedding rings.