Wednesday Weirdness

1.) What material is your favorite for bed sheets?

Cotton, minimum 300 thread count (preferably even higher)

2.) How often do you masturbate?

Lately, about once a week. It's not easy with little kids hanging all over me most all the time. Also I just haven't been feeling terribly interested. Summer heat + kids + no co-parent present + trying to keep the house "showable" for potential buyers = not horny Bunny. Anyone want to help with this situation?

3.) What takes you the longest to do while showering? (IE shaving, washing hair, etc)

Shaving, definitely. Even just doing the lower legs and pits takes some time. Though I suppose overall conditioning my hair lasts the longest, but I put the conditioner on and then take care of things like shaving, so I'm not really doing anything while the conditioner sits there. And in this heat and humidity lately the conditioner is almost worthless. I have the crazy curly frizzy hair by 10:00 a.m. no matter what.

4.) What do you think is the right amount of foreplay? Do you spend enough time readying your partner for sex?

Depends on the situation. Sometimes hours and hours, sometimes very little. On the second question, depends on the partner. If we're talking PiC, he's generally good to go as soon as I arrive. Anticipation and all. Spousehole, it take a lot of time to cajole seduce him into thinking that sex is a good idea. In fact, I've already started on him for my upcoming trip to S.C. (I leave Friday)

5.) Who tends to initiate sex more when you are in a relationship?

With Spousehole, it's all me in the last 7 years or so. The first 2-3 years we were together it was pretty equal, but then Spousehole's interest in sex decreased significantly and it's been all me ever since.

6.) What birth control do you use?

Vasectomy. Spousehole and PiC. If I were to hook up with someone not "fixed" or about whom I had STD concerns, condoms.

7.) What is one thing your partner could do in bed that would instantly turn you off?

Call me by someone else's name. Or pass gas and hold me under the covers (see yesterday's TMI - BTW, I HATE the "f" word, so yesterday's TMI was really difficult for me. "Pass gas" "toot" "poot" are better, in my opinion. I don't let my kids say the "f" word. I swear like a sailor, but that word just irks me.)

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I mentioned in my answers that I'm going to S.C. on Friday. I leave at the ass crack of dawn Friday. I have a 6:00 a.m. flight - with construction at the local airport and security stuff they recommend I be there at 4:30 a.m. at the latest. That is way too early. My seatmates better not be chatty or I might kill them. The first flight is just a short hop to a hub airport. Then I get to sit in DTW for 2 flippin' hours before my next flight leaves for S.C. My main concern is that I will fall asleep in the airport and miss my connecting flight. But these stupid waits between flights are the price one pays for a round-trip fare as low as I got for this trip. So long as NWA can keep their shit together, I'll get to S.C. before noon.

I don't come back until Wednesday next, so I may not post after tomorrow until next Wednesday. We'll see. Depends on if I can get some "alone time" with Spousehole's computer. He will be going to work on either Monday or Tuesday to give me a chance to explore the city on my own, so I may get a chance to check in then.

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