The Smut Meme

Both Bittersweet Me and Zoely tagged me for the Smut Meme! Here's the deal-ee-o: You must title your post "The Smut Meme," you must link to Smut Meme author Isabelle Snow, and you must tag 2 people, and link to them as well. Oh, and you must post these rules at the beginning.

Here we go!

1. Chocolate or Whipped Cream

Chocolate, no question. Whipped cream goes sour quickly on a warm body. Yuck.

2. Leather or PVC

Definitely leather. The smell, the feel - nothing beats leather (with a little lace thrown in for fun). Leather jackets, leather chaps, leather cuffs, leather boots, leather straps, leather whips - bring it on!!

3. Outdoor Sex or Indoor Sex

Indoor. I've done outdoor, but I prefer an environment where I can control the temperature and humidity and number of insects (preferably NONE). Insects and sex do not mix.

4. In the Jacuzzi or In Bed?

I like both, but the bed is much, much more versatile

5. Bad Sex or No Sex

Bad. I've done no sex for far too long.

6. Dominate or Be Dominated

I can play either way, but lately I want very much to be dominated. To be someone else's toy, to follow his directions, or just lay back and let him play with his toy. (Dominated, but not humiliated. There's a distinct line and I do not want to cross it.)

7. Thigh highs or Bodystocking

Thigh highs, no question. I would look ridiculous in a bodystocking. Those look amazing on tall, very thin women. I am neither.

8. Fast or Slow

Each has it's place, so it is difficult to choose. I'd like one, then the other, then back to the first . . .

9. Rough or Gentle

Rough, no question, especially with my nipples. I'm getting kind of turned on just thinking about that. Though after a rough romp, some gentle lovemaking is kind of nice too.

10. Bite or Suck

Um, yes? Sucking mostly, with a few nips here and there.

11. Role play or Reality

Reality, usually. I often feel silly trying to do role play. But it depends on the partner.

12. Dirty Talking or Dirty Talking To

Is this really an either/or? One invariably leads to the other.

13. Edible panties or No Panties

No panties. Edible undies are just weird.

14. Spanking paddle or Bare-handed

Bare-handed. The sting of skin on skin is much more pleasurable to me. And more personal. Also I bruise easily :-)

15. Landing Strip or Kojak

I go back and forth on this one. Right now, landing strip. But Kojak is nice too. Either way requires regular maintenance and I'm feeling lazy lately. Besides, who's going to see right now?

16. Multiple Sessions or One Good Fuck

Multiple, if we've got the time and he's got the staying/rebounding power. But one good fuck is pretty damn wonderful as well.

17. Moaning or Screaming

I'm mainly a moaner, but that can escalate to screaming on occasion.

18. Older Men or Young Men

Each have their benefits, but if I have to choose I guess I would go with maturity and experience.

19. Threeway or No Way

Threeway - YES! MFM/MMF. Still figuring out if I want to try FFM/FMF. Sometimes I don't like to share.

20. Swing or No Swinging

I would rather have one consistently wonderful lover, so no swinging. As noted above, I'm not always very good at sharing my toys.

Or did you mean this?











Or this?












That type of swinging I might try.


Ah, now. Who to tag?

I tag Rae and Polt, but I invite anyone who wants to play to do so on your blog or in the comments!!