1. When did you last use your cellular telephone as a flashlight?
Um, never. Guess I'm behind the times.
2. On a scale from 1-10, how comfy are you being naked?
By myself, 10+. In a sexual situation, 7. In the locker room at the Y, 8. With my husband, 3 (because he's so critical).
3. What is the longest you've ever been celibate after having lost your virginity?
A year and a half. During my marriage. How pathetic is that?
4. Have you ever had sex in a car? If yes, since you were a teenager?
Oh yes and yes. As a teenager it was a pretty regular occurrence and it's happened once or twice or maybe four or five times since then. It's difficult now, what with the car seats and the children in the car seats and so on.
5. When did you last use food or drink as medication?
I use alcohol as a medication pretty regularly - lol. I eat oatmeal for the cholesterol-lowering affect, does that count?
Bonus: Name three words that:
a) get you excited - want, sexy, horny
b) make you squirm - pussy, c-ck, c---- (my kids call my cat "Mr. Pussy Cat" and that just seems weird to me, local fans of a college in my state wear "Go Cocks!" t-shirts and that makes me giggle nervously, and I just have never been comfortable with that last "c" word
c) make you laugh - "man panties," dick, whatsahoozit.
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I am proud to say that I was cajoled into invited to participate in the RealBlogger House this year! 7 of us were sent to a sunny, tropical locale to live together and stop being polite and start being real. Curious to find out about our adventure? Check it out at FTN's place!
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
TMI Tuesday and the RealBlogger House
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1) Funny this should come up now. . . A week or so ago, the teenage son of friends of ours ran away from home, and my sons and I were recruited into an ad-hoc search party, to go looking thru a 'nature preserve' where it was thought he might have gone. I grabbed a flashlight, but my two sons said, 'our cell phones will work just fine'. And you know, they really did work surprisingly well. . .
3) About 4.5 weeks after childbirth (the doc said six weeks; Molly negotiated him down to five; 4.5 is about what it actually ended up being). On eight separate occasions. ;)
4) Hell, I've blogged about it. Twice. 'Cuz I never did when I was a teenager. . .
Bonus-b) I knew a guy once whose name was Harry Cox. . . (I also knew a Dick Pease). . . And, I don't know, that other 'c-word' just comes across to me as totally raw and earthy. . .
Looking forward to your account of the fun & festivities over at FTN's. . .
As a native South Carolinian living in Chicago, I'm always happy to see signs of the Palmetto State pop up. Once in a blue moon I'll see a Clemson hat or shirt and I will always stop and ask. What threw me off at first was when I'd go out to the gay bars here and there would be several guys wearing Univ.SoCarolina hats that said "Cocks" well, they didn't go to USC....
Sex in a car is tough work. I did some making out and other things in cars in my younger days. My wife and I had sex in the minivan once. Even that was uncomfortable, honestly. I haven't pursued it again, although I'll admit that it would be really nice to have certain things done to me while driving on a long road trip... Um, if you get my drift.
I just put your post up over at my place! A beautifully written synopsis of the day's events.
I agree on all your words! I won't comment on the sex in the car thing because it will just make FTN all pissy.
Yeah...not a huge fan of the C word. And the word 'pussy' makes ME giggle nervously. How come guys got the cool name. It's so easy to say Penis. It just rolls off your tongue and it doesn't make you (me) blush nor does it sound crude.
This is a personal bitch of mine. LOL
What a great idea for a reality show! Now if there were only live cams set up!
You can use a cell phone as a flashlight???
Laughing hysterically about mouth never being celibate....love the answers...
I was probably in my late thirties before I could call a penis anything other than a penis. Now that I'm old, I can say any word I want to without getting giggly or anything. But then, I'm so old I don't even want to think about being naked! It's too frightening!
Love this blog!
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